The Kington Times - April 1917
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Kington Times 28th April 1917 - Page 1
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| Date | 28/04/1917 |
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| Type | Newspaper |
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| Language | English |
| Area | Kington Times |
| Collection Holder | Herefordshire Libraries |
| Date of Publication | 28th April 1917 |
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DE Gold Medal EDS ly PEAS per pint . T. 10d . ea in Cultiva- ar to Gradus , s earlier , and e hardy ) . ON , 9d . EARLY RISE , 8d . WOOD , 9d ( new ) 6d . rop Peas . Albany 9d is cropper , IO in each pod . tone , 8d RAT , 9d gem , 6d . d . pkts . ns BEAN , 8d . R , - 6d . 6d- per oz . ro , 10d 9d .. 10d IG , 1/8 - 1s . nips , Beet 1 , Sprouts , same price Orders . logue , and ur Custom . SON IST , nster ) , MINSTER . ishing om ker . refordshire CRY untry hroughout nes , er , & c . NSTER . oprietors by NY , Drapers . ot er . THE NORTH HEREFORDSHIRE ADVERTISER AND THE KINGTON TIMES VOL . X. NO . 553. Registered at the General Post Office as a Newspaper SALES BY AUCTION . By Messrs . EDWARDS , RUSSELL and BALDWIN . LEOMINSTER HORSE REPOSITORY . NEXT SALE Of Valuable Heavy & Light HORSES , Consigned by Farmers and Private Owners . θη FRIDAY , MAY 18th , 1917 . ENTRIES CLOSE , WEDNESDAY , MAY 9th . Schedule and Entry Forms on application . EDWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN , Auctioneers , Leominster , Hereford and Tenbury . LEOMINSTER STOCK MARKET . TUESDAY , MAY 8th , 1917 . for transmission in the United Kingdom . WANTED . SATURDAY NOR Sale , 9 - feet Coulter CORN DRILI Frecce ) Apply CAVE , Drum Farm , Wood ' wages and extras . - Apply , H VANTED , COWMAN , cottage and garden , Stoke Prior . LEES , Berrington Mill , lenbury , Worcester - Fith her 4 - day - old Heifer Calf . - Apply , shire . ANTED , GENERAL , age 15 , three in Bank House , Knighton - on - Teme . Sale , HEIFER , very promising milker , HAWKINS , Woodbrook , Kington . or W family . Apply , Mrs. BULLOCK , The TWO FREEHOLD GARDENS for Sple , ley Whorses , early Day , to assist with ficulars apply , " B 13 , " Ufo News Office , Per- ANTED , TWO LADS , home . Apply , F. MIS , horsebreaker , Ten- bury . minster . par- URE - BRED BUFF ROCK EGGS for Sale , WANT old ARTIFICIAL TEETH , any Firs , Dilwyn . condition , for cash.-E. MORGAN , Jew- eller , Dapers . Lane , Leominster . WANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN co tage and large garden , situate at Morti- mer's Cross . Apply , W. J. REES , Lucton . GIRL , WANTED , immediately , young Apply , M.W , " c / o News Office , Leominster . 15 to 18 years , as General Servant WANTED , 300 Gallons Good CIDER Apply , BASSETT , Radnorshire Arms , Leominster . VANTED , strong , active LAD , aged 14 or | NOR Sale , COLLIE SHEEPDOG - Apply , E. W. ROGERS , Waterloo , Sunset , Kingtou . TO DEAD CHICKS . - To make your poultry do this is to feed them for only sure way exclusively No pay , you must rear every chick , and the the first three week CINAL DRY CHICK ORIGINAL FOOD , and follow on with ARMITAGE'S No. 2 GROW - ON CHICKEN MIXTURE ARMITAGE'S No. 3 SMALL CHICKEN CORN . Manufactured by ARMITAGE BROTHERS , LTD . , Poultry Food Specialists , Nottingham . HINTON , Rainbow Street ; H. BACH , High NAT Cattle and Sheep , 10.30 8 , 1. Caves , Bromyard . CHILDE - FREEMAN , Edwyn Ralph , Street ; G. GOUGH & Co. , 2 , Broad Street , Leo- 11.30 ; Store Cattle and Pigs , 11.45 . Entries kindly solicited . EDWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN . Leominster , Hereford and Tenbury . LEOMINSTER STOCK MARKET . E hold their GREAT ANNUAL SALE of DWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN will PEDIGREE HEREFORD BULLS & STORE CATTLE , direct from the Breeders , on MONDAY , APRIL 30th , 1917 . Further Entries Solicited . By Mr. R. H. GEORGE . R. H. GEORGE , Auctioneer , Valuer , Land Agent , and Surveyor , PROPERTY and TIMBER SPECIALIST , MORTGAGE BROKER , VALUER and ARBI- WANTED , young HOUSE - PARLOUR- MAID , one lady , good references.- Apply , Mrs. PAYNE EVANS , Bronllys Castle , Talgarth , R.S.O. , Breconshire . W WANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN , good cottage and garden found . - Apply , J. TEDSTONE , Ivington Park , Leominster . WANTED , useful HELP , age about 15.- Apply , Mrs. PINCHES , Cockgate Farm , Bircher , near Leominster . ANTED , GENERAL , -Apply to Mrs. WANTED , a willing , tidy LAD , about , 14 , live in ..- Apply , GEORGE LEWIS , Pleck Farm , Monkland . W ANTED , strong BOY , 12 to 16 years of | EGGS FOR HATCHING , Buff Rocks , Sut , ton - Barrons White Leghorns , Barron - Padman strain ; 4s . per dozen , carriage if any 6d . extra . - B . Cooк , Crabtree , Eardis- land . FOR Sale , good BARLEY STRAW , tied Lawtonbury , Leominster . with two strings . - Apply , T. E. DAVIES , NOR Sale , BOY'S CYCLE , " Bradbury , " ascrifice £ 5 cash . - Apply , 18 , SOUTH STREET , Fin frame , cost £ 6 xos . , shop soiled only , Leominster . OR Sale , SHEARING MACHINE , com- plete , with grinder ( Stewart ) .- Apply , " P.L , " c / o News Office , Leominster . age for small farm . - Apply , W. J. GOOD strong TOMATO PLANTS for Sale . VAUGHAN , Upper Moor , Bodenham , Leomin ster . -Apply , OWENS ' NURSERIES , Street , Leominster . South WANTED , young LADY APPR DICH . W layers ; Sittings of Eggs 3 / - Barron's Fancy Drapery . -Apply , E. E. & A. COLWELL , West Street , Leominster . PPRENTICE Wanted , to TRATOR , under the Agricultural Holdings Adhemist's Business . Apply personally to Act , 1908. REPORTS , RECORDS and SUR - R . B. SANDILAND , Pharm . Chemist , 2 , High VEYS carefully and personally attended to . Street , Leominster . HOTEL and PUBLIC HOUSE VALUER . 11 young WHITE WYANDOTTES , the best winter and Cam's strain . - Apply , H. J. JOHNSON , Orleton , Herefordshire . NOR Sale , HEN and Pure - bred Plymouth FOR Rock CHICKS , best strains . - Apply , 121 , BARGATES , Leominster . FOR OR Sale , by private treaty , a COTTAGE , GARDEN , VALUATIONS for ESTATE DUTY , MORT- WANTED for middle of Mayen out be . E. HAMMOND & SON , Auctioneers , Leominster , GAGE , ASSESSMENT APPEALS , & c . PERIODICAL SALES of PROPERTIES . Prompt settlements in all cases . Offices : - ESTABLISHMENT 1880 . Croftmead , Kingsland , Herefordshire . Leominster Office Corn Square . By Messrs . E. HAMMOND & SON . E. Hammond & Son , Auctioneers , Valuers , House , Estate , and Insurance Agents , fore preferred . - Apply , Mrs. M. J. DENT , Corn- hill , Leominster . WA VAGONER Wanted at once , good wages , cottage and garden to suitable man.- Apply , GITTENS , Laysters Farm , near Tenbury . WANTED , LADY'S BICYCLE , good re- WA pair , state make and price . - Apply , E. M. ROSE , Harpfields , Tenbury . WANTED , a VAN SALESWOMAN , or ineligible SALESMAN Apply , GOLD- INGS , West Street , Leominster . FOR NOR Sale , COW , with third Calf , quiet and FLETCHER , Monkland . good milker ; also three STEERS Apply , TO LET Let , COTTAGE and Large GARDEN , at The Close , Kington , NO T10 ; Headbrook - Apply , MISS HUMPHREYS , ANTED , a middle - aged MAN to work Cottage and HOUSE , Bradnor Hill , WAN , good cottage and garden . Grass Plocks , possession at once . - Apply , C. Apply , JOHN HUMPHRIES , Brook House Farm , STUART DELFOSSE , Kington . Yarpole . Let , COTTAGE , with Conduct all classes of SALES BY AUCTION , WANTED , Someone to TEACH a little T in a good situation , wahl targe garden- VALUATIONS FOR PROBATE , Etc. , RENTS and BOOK DEBTS COLLECTED . Personal Attention , Prompt Settlements . ESTABLISHED 1881 . of ten , for 2 hours every afternoon.tural labourer . Apply to H. S. WILLIAMS , girl Apply , Mrs. NOTT LEWIS , Aymestrey Court , Stocktonbury , Leominster . Kingsland . LEOMINSTER UNDENOMINATIONAL SCHOOL . NFANTS ' Department , Wanted at once , a Offces : -Highbury House , Leominster . INPAtificated Psistant for the above School , college trained preferred , with experience in Infants ' School Work , salary according to CORN SQUARE , LEOMINSTER . MESSRS . E. HAMMOND & SON will Sell by Auction , on FRIDAY NEXT , APRIL 27th , 1917 , scale . APRIL 28 , 1917. Free by post per quarter , PRICE ONE PENNY . 23 & 24 , 1s . 8d . , payable in advance . - Call at 1 Ross & Son's THERE you will be able to admire the dainty shoes and smart boots which constitute the new season's footwear . An excellent variety in the newest walking shoes affords the purchaser a unique opportunity of exercising individual taste in ones choice of style . 23 & 24 , HIGH STREET The two delightful shoes illustrated above represent the HIGH STREET very latest designs in spring fashions . We shall be pleased to show these , together with several others , equally desirable , and would advise an early visit in view of the threatened shortage . Horse Slaughtering . W. W. BECK , Begs to inform the Public that he is still continuing his Business as Licensed Horse Slaughterer . Full Value for Heavy Horses and Gattle , Dead , and Pay Before Removal . Distance No Object . Addresses : CHEMICAL WORKS , WORCESTER , NORTH ROAD , LEOMINSTER , NORTH WOOD , PRESTEIGN . TsterFor particulars apply to Mr. W. P. No conection with any other Buyer . NO Let , No. 35 , SOUTH STREET , Leomin- Telephone No. 52 , LEVICK , Solicitor , Leominster . O Let , HOUSE , 5 , Corn Street , 2 rooms and scullery on ground floor , with cellar , 4 bedrooms and attic , gas and water laid on . Apply , J. B. DowDING , 5 , Corn Square , Leo- [ IXED Department , Assistant Mistress minster . MXIII . Departure Assistant State War Bonus III . ( 45 scholars ) , salary £ 50- £ 60 . in each case of £ 8 per year . - Apply , J. B. a quantity of FURNITURE and Effects , re- DOWDING , Corn Square , Leominster . moved for convenience of Sale . Saie at 1.30 sharp . By Messes . JACKSON & MOCARTNEY . VANTED gool SHOEING and WHEEL- WNRIGHT SMITH , constant employ , cottage and garden found . - Apply , LEWIS AND SON , Waggon Builders , Kingsland . T COTTAGE , in Leominster , -Apply , " R.S , " c / o News Office , Leominster . NOOD LOCK - UP STABLE to Let . - For minster . G particulars , apply , 75 , ETNAM STREET , Leo- Prepaid Advertisements WANTED , TO LET , AND FOR SALE . KINGTON TO Let , May 29th , superior five - roomed Will be inserted in THE KINGTON TIMES at COTTAGE , with garden and outbuildings , in village . Apply , SMITH , Insurance Agent , 600 Horses . £ 130 in Prizes . WANTED as WORKING HOUSE- Eardisland . CRAVEN ARMS AND HEREFORD . CRAVEN ARMS : SATURDAY , MAY 5 , 1917 . Entries for Catalogue close first post ' April 30th . MAY Entries for Catalogue close first post May 14th . JACKSON & MCCARTNEY , Auctioneers Craven Arms and Hereford . KINGTON STOCK SALE . THURSDAY NEXT , MAY 3rd , 1917 . MESSRS . JACKSON & MCCARTNEY will Offer by Auction 130 FAT and STORE CATTLE , 300 SHEEP and LAMBS . Sale at Twelve o'clock . Entries may be made up to time of Sale , to Mr. W. MORGAN , Newton , Kington ; or to the AUCTIONEERS , JACKSON & MCCARTNEY , Craven Arms and Hereford . MISCELLANEOUS . KEEPER to respectable working man , country , no children , small salary . Apply , " A 13 , " c / o News Office , Leominster . WANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN , good Apply , G. HILL , Sunny Bank , Stoke Prior , Leominster . YOUNG required , Corn Square , Leominster . Yo 20 , fond of children . - Apply , PUCH , FOR SALE . DIGS ARE OFTEN TROUBLED WITH PIGS WORMS ; Thorley's Worm Powders will clear same . Sold in Cartons containing six powders 5d . , by Agents in all parts ; or by Post 12 Powders 1 / 1-96 Powders 6/6 , on receipt of remittance , by JOSEPH THORLEY , LTD . , King's Cross , London , N. WALLPAPERS from 4ªd . per roll . Any quantity , large or small , supplied at WHOLESALE PRICES . Largest stock in Great Britain . Write for patterns , stating class required , ( DEPT . 279 ) , BARNETT WALLPAPER Co. , LTD . , Manchester . DIG KEEPERS WHO WISH THEIR PIGS a Condiment PTO PAY should use as Thorley's Food for Cattle ; keeps Pigs thrifty . Sold in cases containing 56 Packets Five Shillings , by agents in all parts . LADDERS , OAK ready WHEELBARROENCING POSTS RATS , MICE , MOLES , COCKROACHES , and BEETLES greedily eat HARRI for delivery . - C . NORGROVE , Saw Mills , Leo- Cats SON'S RELIABLE " RAT POISON . and Dogs will not touch it . Vermin dry up and leave no smell . minster . OULTRY KEEPERS should write to Price 6d . , 15. , 25. 3d . P Joseph Thorley , Ltd. , King's Cross , Lon- and 35. 8d . Postage 2d.-G. W. HARRISON , don , who are the manufacturers of Ovum , Chemist , Reading . Sold by Chemists . Agent Thorley's Poultry Spice , for Thorley's Poultry TO GARDEN at Lower Ivington . - Apply , J. O Let or for Sale , HOUSE and excellent SCANDRETT , Ivington . Street . Apply .SMITH , Withenfield , Leo- Set , HOUSE and GARDEN , 31 , South minster . 2220 the following rates : 1 week . 2 weeks . 3 weeks . 20 WORDS 6d . 9d . 18 . 30 9d . 18 . 18. 6d . " 40 18 . 18. 6d . 28 . " Only one article can be included in one advertisement . YARDE And Co's Gold Medal SEEDS Early PEAS HINTS FOR THE HOME . LAUNDRY ADVICE . To whiten discoloured clothes dissolve one teaspoonful of cream of tartar in a quart of cold water . Put the cloths in and soak over- night . When washed they will be as white as when new . When ironing serviettes , after washing , dip them in boiling water , wring . between two well - starched cloths , and iron with a very hot iron . This gives the right stiffness and a good gloss . When wringing and mangling tablecloths and sheets do not fold them each week in the same way . Fold from per pint . next . PILOT , 10d . ( Best Pea in Cultiva- tion , similar to Gradus , but 8 days earlier , and much more hardy ) .- LAXTON , 9d . DAY'S EARLY SUNRISE , 8d . SHERWOOD , 9d DAISY ( new ) 6d . Main Crop Peas . the hems one week and the selvedges the This prevents cutting in the seams , and makes them wear longer . If rubber rollers of a wringer become sticky , as they often do after wringing flannels , rub them with a rag moistened with parafin , wipe dry , and then they will be equal to new . ABOUT COLOUR BLINDNESS . A colour - blind person sees light as either white or grey , and dark colours appear either as dark grey or black . This mutual sensitive- nuss is due , says a science writer , to the fact that the light nerves and colour nerves are closely interbound , but there is a different set of nerves for both light and colour , just as there are different sets of nerves for tem- perature and for touch . The colour nerves Duke of Albany 9dBut the ability to distinguish red and green , Enormous cropper , 10 to 12 peas in each pod . Gladstone , 8d occur in pairs - red - green and yellow - blue . A person may be able to distinguish red and green perfectly , and yet be unable to tell yel- low from blue , and the reverse holds good . yellow and blue , is never dissociated . Who can see red can always see green ; who can see yellow can always see blue .. A person who is colour - blind with the red - green nerves sees these colours as yellow and blue ; if colour- blind with the yellow - blue nerves everything is seen as red or green . This odd fact ac- AUTOCRAT , 9d counts for the frequent difference in opinion as to delicate shades of blue and green , or Stratagem , 6d . yellow and green , or blue and red . A person , having any tendency whatever to colour- blindness is very apt to call turquoise blue- SWEDE & TURNIP SEED , 1d . 20. green , or to avow that wine colour is either Broad Beans EXHIBITION LONG BEAN , 8d . GREEN WINDSOR , - 6d . EARLY LONG POD 6d Onions . - per oz . red or blue . Some unfortunate persons have both their red - green and yellow - blue . nerves in undeveloped conditions , and , therefore , see all things only with the nerves which conduct impressions of light and darkness to the brain , unmodified and uncorrected by impressions of colour . To them the entire picture book of life appears as a sepia etching , a landscape as monotonous as the landscape upon which the norml eye looks through the blue or dark grey against the glare . Cash must in all cases accompany the order , Rousham Park Hero , 10d glasses worn at the sea shore as a protection at the above rates . TOUSE and SHOP to Let , No. 6 , Corn Street , Leominster . Apply , HOLMES , ID , SON , 3 Corn Street . KINGSLAND Horse Slaughtering YARD . SON , 33 , High Street , Kington , Offices of this All Advertisements received by Mr. STEVEN- The best Local Medium for Advertisements In the District . MEMORY LOST THROUGH AN ACCIDENT . STRANGE STORY IN A LONDON POLICE COURT . William Mr. Cecil Chapman at Tower Bridge ( London ) Police Court , on Thursday , with desertion of his wife and child . It was stated that in Sep- tember , 1914 , the man left his wife to seek work , and she had heard nothing of him from that time until a month ago . Francis ( 66 ) , was charged before was In BROWN GLOBE NUNEHAM PARK 9d . 10d CARE OF FURS . A few hints as to the care of furs while in Careless and ignorant treatment is responsible for the ruin of many AILSA CRAIG , 1/8 use may be valuable . INVINCIBLE , 1s . a fine set of furs or for the wearing out of P.S. - All Carrots , Parsnips , Beet Root , Cabbage , Broccoll , Sprouts , & o , are practically the same price as last year . Postage Paid on 4 / - Ordere . Call and secure a Catalogue , and we shall then secure your Custom . HARRISON TOBACCONIST , ( Sole Agent for Leominster ) , 2 , SOUTH STREET , LEOMINSTER . GLEANINGS . them in half their time . Never place furs in a cupboard or drawer while still damp , and see that they are on the top of other garments and not crumpled up beneath them . If the wearer has been out in the snow or rain the funs should be well shaken as free of moisture as possible , and spread out in a warm place until they are quite dry . Then brush them the wrong way , and hang up or lay in a capacious box . Ermine and chinchilla need especial care . Place them between layers of tissue paper , and occasionally clean with powdered mag- nesia . Funs that have become slightly soiled will generally yield to treatment if cleaned with a piece of cotton damped with gasolene . venti- ABOUT SLEEP . Plenty of sleep is essential to one Wiro would preserve her beauty to old age . The sleeping - room should always be well lated , and no article of clothing should ever jbe worn at night which has been worn during the day time . Sleep is Nature's restorative for weary nerves and broken tissues . Child- mitted to sleep until they awake naturally and entirely refreshed . " Bodily growth may His story was that he was knocked down by a large motor - car in the Edgware Road , became insensible , and was picked up for dead and was carried by the drivers to Scotland so as to avert an inquest . They told him his name was William Johnson , because a paper found on him with that name upon it . The only place where animals can be dis- June , 1916 , after he had been kept 2 years in him £ 20 , home , a gentleman gave a private sected within 14 miles of Leominster .. and he wandered about until September , when he found himself at Nantwich , Cheshire , and was taken on at some works at £ 3 per week . In December , 1915 , he was loading barrels into a barge and was knocked into the canal and struck his head on the barge . He felt som thing burst in his head , and blood came from " Alexander sighed for more worlds to con- his nose and mouth . He was taken to his quer . " " In other words , he looked for lodgings , and while lying there he suddenly re- trouble with a telescope . " The Slaughtering License in first They say , dear , that people who airing the bed - clothing . Then , standing at H. J. Pritchard Wishes to inform the Farmers and General Public that he has taken over the well adapted premises at Kingsland for the purpose of for Leominster , J. W. ROWE , ( late J. Buckham ) , Keeper's Account Book , also Book giving use- Horse Slaughtering , Etc. Chemist , High Street . ful hints to Poultry Keepers - both sent Free . Send " My dear , you look sweet enough to kiss . " ren should always retire early and be per- " That's the way I intended to look , Jack . " Artist : " I have here , sir , a little work-- " Editor " Yas - well , I've got a lot of work here . Good - morning ! " be greatly retarded by failure to get the re- quisite sleep during the growing years . When troubled with insomnia one can often entirely correct the trouble by getting up as soon as the wakefulness comes on , and thoroughly your pals out sonder Moye tins NOR Sale , a painted PARK CART , with North Herefordshire is now held by H. J. Francis , and as soon as possible he whole to live lord " They Pritchard who intends to carry on this find his wife and came to London in search of " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " hour by inhaling through the nose all of the be very acceptable . indiarubber tyres , turned back - rest , as " There ILL THAT INSECT , TOMMY . to look alike . " Kate an open window , practise breathing for a half- HARRISON'S NURSERY POMADE - they'll was nearly સી . bad fire at the air that the lungs will hold at each respira- Mr. Chapman said it was a very remarkable theatre . " " How was that ? " When you haven't time good as new ; made by Messrs . Connelly and Business in a satisfactory manner to all con- her a month ago , and eventually found her . " The villain tion , and exhaling slowly through the mouth . to wash there's a big chance you'll have Sons , Hereford . - Apply , GEO . BUTTERS , Hill cerned . All Carcases paid for in cash before removal . story , but he believed it , and the man would lit a cigarette and tossed the match into the Letters and Telegrams : 33 , Bargates , Leo - be discharged as he had not knowingly deserted snow . " his wife . minster , or Broomy Hill , Kingsland . companions . " A little HARRISON'S House , Newton , Leominster , POMADE KILLS EVERY INSECT on hair and body . POMADE . od . DISTANCE NO OBJECT . YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OVUM , Insist on having HARRISON'S Y Thorley's Poultry Spice is different to any " Tins of comfort , " at 4d . and N.B. - The above premises were formerly Sold by all Chemists or by post from other Poultry Spice and contains all that is Agent for necessary for Keeping Poultry Healthy and Sold in cases occupied by W. W. Beck . Cartons containing 72 packets Six Shillings . ( two sizes ) 1/1 and Sixpence each , by Agents in all parts . HARRISON , Chemist , Reading . Leominster , J. W. ROWE , ( late J. Buckham ) , producing abundance of Eggs . High Street ; Kington , J. W. CAUNT . GREY HAIR restored to its original colour by using HARRISON'S Hair Colour RESTORER It is not a dye , but acts naturally , is quite barmless . Price 1/6 . G. W. Harrison , M.P.S. , Postage 3d . Hair Reading Specialist Agent for Leominster : J. W. Rows , 35 , Hig Street . " Foreman of Works ( at dinner hour ) : " None of you men will leave these works until you have been searched . There's a barrow Henry , " announced Mrs. Newed , " we will missing . " " I'd rather play golf than cat . " have to have a telephone from the dining - room " But " Well , I what does your wife say to that ? " " Oh , she to the kitchen . " " Why so She'd rather play bridge than must get some way of talking to the cook doesn't care . without having her throw dishes at me . " دو cook .. " Brown : " Well , " This isn't a clean knife , Jane , " said the young mistress to the ne v servant . it ought to be , " said the servant ; " for the last thing it out was scap . " your factory ? " asked the visitor . " What is the busiest time of the day in " When the whistle blows for the men to leave work , " answered the manufacturer . " Hallo , Bill , I hear you're just out of ' nos- ppital after undergoing an operation . Was it Drill Sergeant : " I say , Smith , have you Mifkins " Hallo , old man ! What do you " Say , Brooks , can I borrow a little money any idea how slow and stupid you are ? " Pri- think of that cigar I gave you last night ? " BUFF ROCKS , also WHITE ORPING- TON'S , excellent laying strains , 4/6 per from you until next pay day ? " " Why - er - yes , vate Smith . " I don't know " Drill Sergeant .: Bifkins : " Don't ask me to think . I'm try- a serious one ? " " I don't know yet . The sur- I suppose 80. How much do you want ? " " Of course you don't ; let me tell you ing to forget it . " sitting . Apply , Mrs. YELD , Dorstone House , " None at all , dear boy . I only wanted to that an Egyptian mummy is frisky compared " What makes your nose so red , geon hasn't presented his bill . " satisfy myself that my credit was good . " with you . Waiter : " How would you like to have your Dilwyn , Leominster . Robinson ? " Robinson : " It glows with pride , As an excuse for leaving her employment in " Now , " said the Sunday School teacher , sir , at not poking itself into other people's steak , sir ? " Frank Customer ( who had been POULTRY KEEPING is " Very waiting twenty minutes ) : much in- PROFITABLE POVE your fowls Ovum , a house where the husband and wife had " after the prodigal son returned home , what business . " " He killed the fatted Kind Gentleman ( picking up boy ) : " That deed , thank you , if it isn't too much trouble . " Why Collector : Thorley's Poultry Spice , it keeps them in the daily quarrels , a young secretary said to her did his father do ? " " Why haven't you paid your " You don't need an , amanuensis , calf , " replied the bright boy of the class . was a very bad fall , my little man . a full egg mistress : pink of condition and assures Consumer : " The light was so " Quite right ; and why did he kill the fatted didn't you cry ? " Small boy : " I didn't know gas . bill ? " basket . Get Ovum at HINTON'S CORN STORES , madam ; what you want is dent . " calf ? " " Cause he dasn't kill the prodigal . " anybody was looking . " very poor I could not see to read the account . " Rainbow Street , Leominster . a war correspon- |