The Kington Times - April 1917
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Kington Times 28th April 1917 - Page 3
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| Date | 28/04/1917 |
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| Type | Newspaper |
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| Language | English |
| Area | Kington Times |
| Collection Holder | Herefordshire Libraries |
| Date of Publication | 28th April 1917 |
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DE Gold Medal EDS PEAS . per pint . 10d . a in Cultiva- r to Gradus , earlier , and hardy ) . ON , 9d . EARLY RISE , 8d . OOD , 9d new ) 6d . op Peas . Albang 9d cropper , 10 in each pod . cone , 8d RAT , 9d gem , 6d . 1. pkts . ns EAN , 8d . 6d . , 6d per oz . ro , 10d 100 9d . 10d G , 1/8 1s . nips , Beet Sprouts , ame price rders . ogue , and r Custom ON IST , nster ) , MINSTER . shing om ker . efordshire RY untry roughout hes , er , & c . NSTER . oprietors by NY , Drapers . bt er . THE NORTH HEREFORDSHIRE ADVERTISER AND THE KINGTON TIMES VOL . X. NO . 553. Registered at the General Post Office as a Newspaper SALES BY AUCTION . for transmission in the United Kingdom . WANTED . good wages and extras . - Apply , H. By Messrs . EDWARDS , RUSSELL and WANTED , COWMAN , cottage and garden , Lars , Berrington Mill , Tenbury , Worcester- BALDWIN . LEOMINSTER HORSE REPOSITORY . NEXT SALE Of Valuable Heavy & Light HORSES , Consigned by Farmers and Private Owners . On FRIDAY , MAY 18th , 1917 . ENTRIES CLOSE , WEDNESDAY , MAY 9th . Schedule and Entry Forms on application . EDWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN , Auctioneers , Leominster , Hereford and Tenbury . LEOMINSTER STOCK MARKET . TUESDAY , MAY 8th , 1917 . AT Cattle and Sheep , 10.30 a.m .; Calves , 11.30 ; Store Cattle and Pigs , 11.45 . Entries kindly solicited . shire . WANTED , GENERAL , age 15 , three in family . Apply , Mrs. BULLOCK , The Bank House , Knighton - on - Teme . WANTED , TWO LADS , to assist good horses , early May , live in , home . - Apply , F. MI.is , horsebreaker , Ten- bury . WANTHP 14 ARTIFICIAL TEETH , any condition , for cash.-E. MORGAN , Jew- eller , Dapers , Lane , Lecmuster . WANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN , cot- tage and large garden , situate at Morti- mer's Cross . - Apply , W. J. REES , Lucton . WANTED , immediately , young GIRL , Apply , " M.W , " e / o News Office , Leominster . 15 to 18 years , as General Servant.- WANTED , 300 Gallons Good CIDER Apply , BASSETT , Radnorshire Arms , Leominster . WANTED , strong , active LAD , aged 14 or ply , Rev. 15 , to attend to pony and garden . - Ap- CHILDE - FREEMAN , Edwyn Ralph , Bromyard . W ANTED , young HOUSE - PARLOUR- SATURDAY APRIL 28 , 1917 . FOR DR Sale , 9 - feet Coulter CORN DRILL Stoke Prior . ( Preece ) .- Apply , CAVE , Drum Farm , FOR Sale , HEIFER , very promising milker , with her 4 - day - old Heifer Calf . - Apply , HAWKINS , Woodbrook , Kington . TWO PR TWO FREEHOLD GARDENS for Sale , to gether or separate , situate in Pinsley Road , good building site . - For further par- minster . ficulars apply , " B 13 , " c / o News Office , Leo- Firs , Dilwyn . PURE - BRED BUFF ROCK EGGS for Sale , FOR No per doz . Apply , GRIFFITHS , The OR Sale , COLLIE SHEEPDOG Apply , E. W. ROGERS , Waterloo , Sunset , Kington . TO DEAD CHICKS . - To make your poultry pay , you must rear every . chick , and the only sure way to do this is to feed them for TACE'S No. 1 ORIGINAL DRY CHICK the first three weeks exclusively on ARMI FOOD , and follow on with ARMITAGE'S No. 2 GROW - ON CHICKEN MIXTUREEN ARMITAGE'S No. 3 SMALL CHICKEN CORN . Manufactured by ARMITAGE BROTHERS , LTD . , Poultry Food Specialists , Nottingham . Sold by : -T . PORTER , South Street ; G. F. HINTON , Rainbow Street ; H. BACH , High Street ; G. GOUGH & Co. , 2 , Broad Street , Leo- minster . DAVIES & BROWN , Ludlow . GGS FOR HATCHING , Buff Rocks , Sut- strain ; White Leghorns , Barron - Padman strain ; 4s . per dozen , carriage if any 6d . extra . - B . Cook , Crabtree , Eardis- land . EDWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN . Apply , Mrs. ' PAYNE EVANS , Brollys Castle , E ton - Barrons MAID , one Leominster , Hereford and Tenbury . LEOMINSTER STOCK MARKET .. DWARDS , RUSSELL & BALDWIN will EDWARDS RUSSA ANNUAL WALE PEDIGREE HEREFORD BULLS & STORE CATTLE , direct from the Breeders , on MONDAY , APRIL 30th , 1917 . Further Entries Solicited . By Mr. R. H. CEORCE . R. H. GEORGE , Auctioneer , Valuer , Land Agent , and Surveyor , PROPERTY and TIMBER SPECIALIST , MORTGAGE BROKER , VALUER and ARBI- Talgarth , R.S.O. , Breconshire . WANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN , good cottage and garden found . - Apply , J. TEDSTONE , Ivington Park , Leominster . W Apply , Mrs. PINCHES , Cockgate Farm , OR Sale , good BARLEY STRAW , tied ANTED , useful HELP , age about 15.- Lawtonbury , Leominster . Bircher , near Leominster . Fith two strings - Apply , T. E. DAVIES , Wa ANTED , GENERAL , Apply to Mrs. CHIGNELL , Dutton House , Leominster . WANTED , a willing , tidy LAD , about , 14 , live in.Apply , GEORGE LEWIS , Pleck Farm , Monkland . WANTED , strong BOY , 12 to 16 years of age for small farm . -Apply , W. J. VAUGHAN , Upper Moor , Bodenham , Leomin ster . OR Sale , BOY'S CYCLE , " Bradbury , " Fin . frame , cost £ 6 10s . , shop soiled only , ascrifice £ 5 cash . - Apply , 18 , SOUTH STREET , Leominster . OR Sale , SHEARING MACHINE , com- plete , with grinder ( Stewart ) .- Apply , " P.L , " c / o News Office , Leominster . GOOD strong TOMATO PLANTS for Sale . Street , Leominster . Apply , OWENS ' NURSERIES , South WANTED , young LADY APPRENTICE , W layers ; Sittings of Eggs 3 / - , Barron's Fancy Drapery . LApply , E. E. & A. COLWELL , West Street , Leominster . PPRENTICE Wanted , at опсе , to TRATOR under the Agricultural Holdings A Chemist's Business . Apply personally to Act , 1908. REPORTS , RECORDS and SUR - R . B. SANDILAND , Pharm . Chemist , 2 , High VEYS carefully and personally attended to . Street , Leominster . HOTEL and PUBLIC HOUSE VALUER . VALUATIONS for ESTATE DUTY , MORT - i GAGE , ASSESSMENT APPEALS , & c . PERIODICAL SALES of PROPERTIES . Prompt settlements in all cases . ESTABLISHMENT 1880 . WANTED for middle of May , a young Offices : Croftmead , Kingsland , Leominster Office -O Herefordshire . Corn Square . By Messrs . E. HAMMOND & SON . GENERAL , one who has been out be- fore preferred . - Apply , Mrs. M. J. DENT , Corn- hill , Leominster . 7AGONER Wanted at once , good wages , W cottage and garden to suitable man . Apply , GITTENS , Laysters Farm , near Tenbury . WANTED LADY'S BICYCLE , good , re pair , state make and price . - Apply , E. M. ROSE , Harpfields , Tenbury . WANTED , a or Weligible SALISMAN WON OLD . INGS , West Street , Leominster . ANTED , a middle - aged MAN to work E. Hammond & Son , WANTED , mood cottage and garden . Auctioneers , Valuers , House , Estate , and Insurance Agents , WHITE WYANDOTTES , the best winter and Cam's strain . - Apply , H. J. JOHNSON , Orleton , Herefordshire . BARGATES , Leominster . FOR Sale , HEN and Pure - bred Plymouth Rock CHICKS , best strains . - Apply , 121 , FOR OR Sale , by private treaty , a COTTAGE , with GARDEN , good position . - Apply , E. HAMMOND & SON , Auctioneers , Leominster . FOR 23 & 24 , 1 Free by post per quarter , PRICE ONE PENNY . 1s . 8d . , payable in advance . Call at - Ross & Son's THERE you will be able to admire the dainty shoes mart b and smart boots which constitute the new season's footwear . An excellent variety in the newest walking shoes affords the purchaser a unique opportunity of exercising individual taste in ones choice of style . 23 & 24 , HIGH STREET The two delightful shoes illustrated above represent the HIGH STREET very latest designs in spring fashions . We shall be pleased to show these , together with several others , equally desirable , and would advise an early visit in view of the threatened shortage . Horse Slaughtering . NOR Sale , COW , with third Calf , quiet and FLETCHER , Monkland . good milker ; also three STEERS Apply , W. W. BECK , TO LET . TO Let , COTTAGE and Large GARDEN , at The Close , Kington . 10 ; Headbrook . - Apply , Miss HUMPHREYS , Grass Plocks , possession at once .-- Apply , C. To Cottage and Garou , Bradnor Hill , Let , WHITE HOUSE , Apply , JOHN HUMPHRIES , Brook House Farm , STUART DELFOSSE , Kington . Yarpole . Conduct all classes of SALES BY AUCTION , ANTED , Someone to TEACH a little in a good situation , suitable for agricul VALUATIONS FOR PROBATE , Etc. , RENTS and BOOK DEBTS COLLECTED . Personal Attention , Prompt Settlements . ESTABLISHED 1881 . girl of ten , for 2 hours every afternoon . -Apply , Mrs. NOTT LEWIS , Aymestrey Court , Kingsland . SCHOOL . LEOMINSTER UNDENOMINATIONAL , NFANTS ' Department , Wanted at once , a Offces : Highbury House , Leominster . I Certificated assistant for the above School , college trained preferred , with experience in Infants ' School Work , salary according to CORN SQUARE , LEOMINSTER . MESSRS . E. HAMMOND & SON will Sell by Auction , on FRIDAY NEXT , APRIL 27th , 1917 , à quantity of FURNITURE and Effects , re- moved for convenience of Sale . Sale at 1.30 sharp . By Messes . JACKSON & MOCARTNEY . scale . IXED Assistant Mistress 10 Let , good COTTAGE , with large garden , tural labourer . Apply to H. S. WILLIAMS , Stocktonbury , Leominster . 10 Begs to inform the Public that he is still continuing his Business as Licensed Horse Slaughterer . Full Value for Heavy Horses and Gattle , Dead , and Pay Before Removal . Distance No Object . Addresses : CHEMICAL WORKS , WORCESTER , NORTH ROAD , LEOMINSTER , NORTH WOOD , PRESTEIGN . Let , No. 35 , SOUTH STREET , Leomin- Telephone No. 52 , ster . For particulars apply to Mr. W. P. No conection with any other Buyer . LEVICK , Solicitor , Leominster . NO To Let , HOUSE , 5 , Corn Street , 2 rooms and scullery on ground floor , with cellar , 4 bedrooms and attic , gas and water laid on.- Apply , J. B. DOWDING , 5 , Corn Square , Leo- minster . Department , Mr. Pequired at once for Standard NO Let , COTTAGE , in Leominster . - Apply , III . ( 45 scholars ) , salary £ 50- £ 60 . War Bonus R. , c / o News Office , Leominster . DOWDING , Corn Square , Leominster . in each case of £ 8 per year . - Apply , J. B .. WANTED SHOEING and WHEEL- WRIGHT SMITH , constant employ , cottage and garden found . - Apply , LEWIS AND SON , Waggon Builders , Kingsland . G particulars , sp , STABIA STREET , Leo- minster . LOCK - UP to Let . For Prepaid Advertisements WANTED , TO LET , AND FOR SALE . 10 Let , May 29th , superior five - roomed Will be inserted in THE KINGTON TIMES at the following rates : TCOTTAGE , den and outbuildings , in village . Apply , SMITH , Insurance Agent , VANTED , Post as WORKING HOUSE- Eardisland . 600 Horses . £ 130 in Prizes . W KEEPER to respectable working man , CRAVEN ARMS AND HEREFORD . CRAVEN ARMS , SATURDAY , MAY 5 , 1917 . Entries for Catalogue close first post April 30th . HEREFORD : SATURDAY , MAY 19 , 1917 . Entries for Catalogue close first post May 14th . JACKSON & MCCARTNEY , Auctioneers Craven Arms and Hereford . KINGTON STOCK SALE . THURSDAY NEXT , MAY 3rd , 1917 . ΠΟ country , no children , small salary . Apply To Let or for Sale , HOUSE and excellent " A 13 , " c / o News Office , Leominster . ANTED , GENERAL WORKMAN , good wages , with extras , house at the work.- Apply , G. HILL , Sunny Bank , Stoke Prior , Leominster . Y 18 to 20 , fond of children . - Apply , PUGH , YOUNG GENERAL SERVANT required , Corn Square , Leominster . FOR SALE . IGS ARE OFTEN TROUBLED WITH clear same . Sold in Cartons containing six powders 5d . , by Agents in all parts ; or by receipt of remittance , by JOSEPH THORLEY , LTD . , King's Cross , London , N. MESSRS . JACKSON & MCCARTNEY will Post 12 Powders 1 / 1-96 Powders 6/6 , on Offer by Auction 130 FAT and STORE CATTLE , 300 SHEEP and LAMBS . Sale at Twelve o'clock . Entries may be made up to time of Sale , to Mr. W. MORGAN , Newton , Kington ; or to the AUCTIONEERS , JACKSON & MCCARTNEY , Craven Arms and Hereford . MISCELLANEOUS . WALLPAPERS from 4d . per roll . Any quantity , large or small , supplied at WHOLESALE PRICES . Largest stock in Great Britain . class required , ( DEPT . 279 ) , BARNETT WALLPAPER Write for patterns , stating Co. , LTD . , Manchester . PIG KEEPERS WHO WISH THEIR PIGS TO PAY should use as a Condiment Thorley's Food for Cattle ; keeps Pigs thrifty . Sold in cases containing 56 Packets Five Shillings , by agents in all parts . OAK GARDEN at Lower Ivington . Apply , J. SCANDRETT , Ivington . Tree HOUSE and GARDEN , 31 , South Street . Apply , SMITH , Withenfield , Leo- minster . HOUSE and SHOP to Let , No. 6 , Corn 1 week . 2 weeks . 3 weeks 20 WORDS 6d . 9d . 18 . 30 9d . " 18 . 18. 6d . 40 18 . 1s . 6d . 28 . Only one article can be included in advertisement . one KINGTON YARDE And Co's Gold Medal SEEDS Early PEAS per pint . PILOT , 10d . ( Best Pea in Cultiva- tion , similar to Gradus , but 8 days earlier , and much more hardy ) .. LAXTON , 9d . DAY'S EARLY SUNRISE , 8d . SHERWOOD , 9d DAISY ( new ) 6d . Main Crop Peas . HINTS FOR THE HOME . LAUNDRY ADVICE . one To whiten discoloured clothes dissolve teaspoonful of cream of tartar in a quart of cold water . Put the cloths in and soak over- night . When washed they will be as white as when new . When ironing serviettes , after washing , dip them in boiling water , wring between two well - starched cloths , and iron with a very hot iron . This gives the right stiffness and a good gloss . When wringing and mangling tablecloths and sheets do them each week in the same way . not fold Fold from the hems one week and the selvedges the This prevents cutting in the seams , and makes them wear longer . If rubber rollers of a wringer become sticky , as they often do after wringing flannels , rub them with a rag moistened with parafin , wipe dry , and then they will be equal to new . next . ABOUT COLOUR BLINDNESS . A colour - blind person sees light as either white or grey , and dark colours appear either as dark grey or black . This mutual sensitive- nuss is due , says a science writer , to the fact that the light nerves and colour nerves are closely interbound , but there is a different set of nerves for both light and colour , just as there are different sets of nerves for tem- The colour nerves perature and for touch . occur in pairs - red - green and yellow - blue . A person may be able to distinguish red and green perfectly , and yet be unable to tell yel- low from blue , and the reverse holds good . Duke of Albany 9dBut the ability to distinguish red and green , Enormous cropper , 10 to 12 peas in each pod . Gladstone , 8d AUTOCRAT , 9d Stratagem , 6d . or yellow and blue , is never dissociated . Who can see red can always see green ; who can see yellow can always see blae . A person who is colour - blind with the red - green nerves sees these colours as yellow and blue ; if colour- blind with the yellow - blue nerves everything is seen as red or green . This odd fact ac- counts for the frequent difference in opinion as to delicate shades of blue and green , or yellow and green , or blue and red . A person having any tendency whatever to colour- SWEDE & TURNIP SEED , 1d . 2d . blindness is very apt to call turquoise blue- Broad Beans EXHIBITION LONG BEAN , 8d . GREEN WINDSOR , - 6d . EARLY LONG POD - 6d . Onions . per oz . green , or to avow wine either red or blue . Some unfortunate persons have both their red - green and yellow - blue nerves in undeveloped conditions , and , therefore , see all things only with the nerves which conduct unmodified and uncorrected by impressions of impressions of light and darkness to the brain , colour . To them the entire picture book of life appears as a sepia etching , a landscape as monotonous as the landscape upon which the norml eye looks through the blue or dark grey against the glare . Cash must in all cases accompany the order , Rousham Park Hero , 10d glasses worn at the sea shore as a protection at the above rates . Street , Leominster . Apply , HOLMES , 10 , paper . Corn Street , KINGSLAND Horse Slaughtering YARD . All Advertisements received by Mr. STEVEN- SON , 33 , High Street , Kington , Offices of this The best Local Medium for Advertisements In the District . MEMORY LOST THROUGH AN ACCIDENT . STRANGE STORY IN A LONDON POLICE COURT . - 9d . - > 10d BROWN GLOBE NUNEHAM PARK AILSA CRAIG , 1/8 1s . INVINCIBLE , P.S. - All Carrots , Parsnips , Beet Root , Cabbage , Broccoll , Sprouts , & c , are practically the same price as last year . Postage Paid on 4 / - Ordere . Call and secure a Catalogue , and William Francis ( 66 ) , was charged before we shall then secure your Custom . Mr. Cecil Chapman at Tower Bridge ( London ) Police Court , on Thursday , with desertion of his wife and child . It was stated that in Sep- tember , 1914 , the man left his wife to seek work , and she had heard nothing of him from that time until a month ago . His story was that he was knocked down by a large motor - car in the Edgware Road , became insensible , and was picked up for dead and was carried by the drivers to Scotland so as to avert an inquest . They told him his name was William Johnson , because a paper was found on him with that name upon it . In The only place where animals can be dis- June , 1916 , after he had been kept 2 years in RATS , MICE , MOLES , COCKROACHES , WALE AR FENCING POSTS ready sected within 14 miles of Leominster . and BEETLES greedily eat HARRI for delivery . - C . NORGROVE , Saw Mills , Leo- Cats minster . Vermin dry up . H. J. Pritchard HARRISON TOBACCONIST , ( Sole Agent for Leominster ) , 2 , SOUTH STREET , LEOMINSTER . " GLEANINGS . CARE OF FURS . A few hints as to the care of furs while in use may be valuable . Careless and ignorant treatment is responsible for the ruin of many a fine set of furs or for the wearing out of them in half their time . Never place furs in a cupboard or drawer while still damp , and see that they are on the top of other garments and not crumpled up beneath them . If the wearer has been out in the snow or rain the funs should be well shaken as free of moisture as possible , and spread out in brush them the wrong way , and hang up or warm place until they are quite dry . lay in a capacious box . a Then venti- Ermine and chinchilla need especial care . Place them between layers of tis - me paper , and occasionally clean with powdered mag- nesia . Furs that have become slightly soiled will generally yield to treatment if cleaned with a piece of cotton damped with gasolene . ABOUT SLEEP . Plenty of sleep is essential to one wo would preserve her beauty to old age . The sleeping - room should always be well a private home , a gentleman gave him £ 20 . lated , and no article of clothing should ever and he wandered about until September , when be worn at night which has been worn during the day time . he found himself at Nantwich , Cheshire , and Sleep is Nature's restorative was taken on at some works at £ 3 per week . for weary nerves and broken tissues . Child- In December , 1915 , he was loading barrels into ren should always retire early , and be per- a barge and was knocked into the canal and be greatly retarded by failure to get the re- mitted to sleep until they awake naturally struck his head on the barge . He felt som and entirely refreshed . Bodily growth may thing burst in his head , and blood came from " Alexander sighed for more worlds to con- troubled with insomnia one can often entirely his nose and mouth . quisite sleep during the growing years . When He was taken to his quer . " " In other words , lodgings , and while lying there he suddenly re- trouble with a telescope . " The only Horse Slaughtering License in membered the first accident and his own name he looked for correct the trouble by getting up as soon as out yonder " some tins of NOR Sale , & painted PARK CART , with Pritchard who intends to held by H. I Francis , and as soon as possible he wrote to live together get Arthur . " They say , dear , that people who airing the bed - clothing . the wakefulness comes on , carry on this find his wife and came to London in search of to look Business in a satisfactory manner to all con- her a month ago , and eventually found her . alike . " Kate " Then you must consider my refusal as final . " an open window , practise breathing for a half- , " There Mr. Chapman said it was a very remarkable theatre . " hour by inhaling through the nose all of the nearly a bad fire at the All Carcases paid for in cash before removal . story , but he believed it , and the man would lit a cigarette and tossed the match into the " How was that ? " air that the lungs will hold at each respira- " The villain tion , and exhaling slowly through the mouth . Letters and Telegrams : 33 , Bargates , Leo - be discharged as he had not knowingly deserted snow . " minster , or Broomy Hill , Kingsland . Foreman of Works ( at dinner hour ) : " None DISTANCE NO OBJECT . of you men will leave these works until you N.B. - The above premises were formerly have been searched . There's a barrow occupied by W. W. Beck . cat . " SON'S " RELIABLE " RAT POISON . and Dogs will not touch it . and leave no smell . and 35. 8d . Postage 2d.-G. W. HARRISON , Price 6d . , 15. , 25. 3d . Po DOULTRY KEEPERS should write to Joseph Thorley , Ltd. , King's Cross , Lon- Chemist , Reading . Sold by Chemists . Agent don , who are the manufacturers of Ovum , Thorley's Poultry Spice , for Thorley's Poultry Wishes to inform the Farmers and General Public that he has taken over the well adapted premises at Kingsland for the purpose of Slaughtering , Etc. for Leominster , J. W. Rowe , ( late J. Buckham ) , Keeper's Account Book , also Book giving use- Horse Chemist , High Street . ful hints to Poultry Keepers - both sent Free . K Send your pals " HARRISON'S NURSERY POMADE - they'll ILL THAT INSECT , TOMMY . indiarubber tyres , turned back - rest , as be very acceptable . When you haven't time good as new ; made by Messrs . Connelly and to wash there's a big chance you'll have Sons , Hereford . Apply , GEO . BUTTERS , Hill HARRISON'S House , Newton , Leominster . companions . " A little POMADE KILLS EVERY INSECT on hair YOU SHOULD and body . Insist on having HARRISON'S Y POMADE . " Tins of comfort , " at 4d . and HARRISON , Chemist , Reading . KNOW THAT OVUM , Thorley's Poultry Spice is different to any d . Sold by all Chemists - or by post from other Poultry Spice and contains all that is Agent for necessary for Keeping Poultry Healthy and Leominster , J. W. ROWE , ( late J. Buckham ) , producing abundance of Eggs . Sold in cases containing 72 packets Six Shillings . Cartons ( two sizes ) 1/1 and Sixpence each , by Agents in all parts . High Street ; Kington , J. W. CAUNT . GREY HAIR restored to its original colour by using HARRISON'S Hair Colour BUFF ROCKS , also WHITE ORPING- cerned . " his wife . " My dear , you look sweet enough to kiss . " That's the way I intended to look , Jack . " Editor : " Yas well , I've got a ' ot of work Artist : " I have here , sir , a little work- " here . Good - morning ! " was But " Henry , " announced Mrs. Newed , " we will missing . " have to have a telephone from the dining - room " I'd rather play golf than to the kitchen . " " Why so " " Well , 1 what does your wife say to that ? " " Oh , she must get some way of talking to the cook doesn't care . without having her throw dishes at me . " She'd rather play bridge than cook . " Drill Sergeant : " I say , Smith , have you " Say , Brooks , can I borrow a little money TON'S , excellent laying strains , 4/6 per from you until next pay day ? " any idea how slow and stupid you are ? " Pri- think of that cigar I gave you last night ? " Mifkins " Hallo , old man ! What do you Why - er - yes , vate Smith . " I don't know . " Drill Sergeant .: Bifkins : " Don't ask me to think . I'm try- Dilwyn , Leominster . " None at all , dear boy . I only wanted to that an Egyptian mummy is frisky compared satisfy myself that my credit was good . " Brown : " What makes your nose so red , with you . " As an excuse for leaving her employment in Robinson ? " Robinson : " It glows with pride , assured if you give your fowls Ovum , a house where the husband and wife had " Now , " said the Sunday School teacher , sir , at not . poking itself into other people's Thorley's Poultry Spice , it keeps them in the daily quarrels , a young secretary said to her did his father do ? " after the prodigal son returned home , what business . " pink of condition and assures a full egg mistress : " You don't need an amanuensis , calf , " replied the bright boy of the class . was a very bad fall , my little man . " He killed the fatted Kind Gentleman ( picking up boy ) : basket . Get Ovum at HINTON'S CORN STORES , madam ; what you want is a war correspon- " Quite right ; and why did he kill the fatted didn't you cry ? " Small boy : " I didn't Rainbow Street , Leominster . dent . " calf ? " " Cause he dasn't kill the prodigal . " anybody was looking . " RESTORER . Apply , Mrs. YELD , Dorstone House , I suppose so . How much do you want ? " " Of course you don't ; but let me tell you ing to forget it . " It is not a dye , but acts naturally , is quite harmless . Price 1/6 . Postage 3d . G. W. Harrison , M.P.8 . , Hair Reading Specialist Agent for Leominster : J. W. ROWE , 35 , Hig ) Street . PROFITABLE POULTRY KEEPING is and thoroughly Then , standing at young mistress to the ne v servant . " This isn't a clean knife , Jane , " said the " Well , it ought to be , " scid the servant ; " for the last thing it out was soap . " " What is the busiest time of the day in your factory ? " asked the visitor . " When the whistle blows for the men to leave work , " answered the manufacturer . " Hallo , Bill , I hear you're just out of ' nos- ppital after undergoing an operation . Was it geon hasn't presented his bill . " a serious one ? " " I don't know yet . The sur- steak , sir ? " Waiter : " How would you like to have your Frank Customer ( who had been waiting twenty minutes ) : " Very much in- know gas bill ? " That deed , thank you , if it isn't too much trouble . " Collector : Why haven't you paid your Consumer : " The light was so very poor I could not see to read the account . " . Why |