Ross Gazette 23rd July 1914 - Page 3
Ross Gazette 23rd July 1914 - Page 3
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| Date | 23/07/1914 |
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| Type | Newspaper |
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| Language | English |
| Area | Ross Gazette |
| Collection Holder | Herefordshire Libraries |
| Date of Publication | 23rd July 1914 |
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e's explanation is that , while the delay heen partly caused by difficulties which not be foreseen , it is also in part des roposals submitted by the company for improvement in the working arrange- ts These proposals for the purpose of easing the efficiency of the installation to be carefully examined , and this oc- ed an appreciable time . The arrange t for establishing direct communication veen Egypt and India led to some delay the acquisition of fresh sites in those ntries . The new site for the Indian sta has not yet been formally accepted by The construction of , the company . ndation for masts for the Egyptian sta is about to be started . and material been , or is about to be , sent out for the sts of the East African , Indian , and gapore stations . An interesting allusion to the peculiar synerasy of the Wesleyan Methodist arch was made by the Rev. T. Dinsdale ang in his presidential address . Mr. ang said that one section of the com nity was eminently conservative , while other was not ; there had always been an glican party as well as a Dissenting party Methodism . Its founder , it may be nted out , was a strong Tory in his poll- al views , while for the leader of a new vement he was distinctly conservative in ecclesiastical leanings . Wesleyans have ways had a larger conservative element , th politically and ecclesiastically , than any her Nonconformist body , and their position nearer to that of the Anglican Church , hose liturgy was formally used in many esleyan chapels . Great Interest is being taken in Sir nest Shackleton's team of huskies , or edge - dogs , which have been brought from innipeg to Mitcham . Until they started om Montreal they had never tasted bin it , but they have taken quite kindly to it . long the shores of Lake Winnipeg , their ative home , they have lived mainly on fish . he breed of the husky is about one - quarter olf and three - quarters dog . They are hiefly used in Canada for sleighing and auling fish and each one of the team in ble to draw a load of one hundred pounds . hey can travel forty miles a day , if neces- ary . It is the opinion of many experts that he reason why Amundsen succeeded when apt . Scott met with disaster is that Amundsen depended on dogs , and Scott , for umanitarian reasons , resolved to employ onies . ey The enthusiasm aroused by the " Waver- centenary shows once again that Scott " now . s secure in his position as a classic . It is aid that our young people do not read him If such be the case , they are the losers . Perhaps the centenary might be fitly marked by setting some of Scott's books as holiday tasks . They are so thoroughly wholesome that no objection could be raised hy parents . A year or two ago a father justly made a public protest against the worse than absurdity of giving a small boy East Lynne to study during his vacation , with a view to subsequent examination . That a man could make such a selection in the face of such a literature as ours is un- thinkable . It is to be hoped the publication of his foolishness caused him to see the error of his ways before he had time to undermine the taste of the rising generation . The Grand Committee of the House of Commons , presided over by the Hon . Arthur Stanley , on Tuesday , considered the Health Resorts and Watering Places Bill , present- ed by Sir Thomas Roe , with the purpose of empowering local authorities in England and Wales to levy a rate for advertising health resorts and watering places . The object of the measure as introduced was to give the same powers to the councils of boroughs and urban districts in England and Wales to ad- vertise the advantages and amenities of their boroughs and districts as health resorts or watering places as are possessed by local authorities in Ireland under the Health Re sorts and Watering Places ( Ireland ) Act , 1909 : The Bill was amended so as to extend its powers to Scotland , and , as amended , it was ordered to be reported to the House for third reading . According to Clause 1 of the Bill , boroughs or urban districts may adver- tise their advantages and amenities by the insertion of advertisements in newspapers or by placards or otherwise , and may expend money for the purpose , provided that the sums so expended shall not in any one financial year reed the amount that could be raised by a rate of one penny in the pound on the rateable value of the borough or district . LOCAL NEWS . FOR CYCLE REPAIRS go to FRANK Hill and Co. , Market Place , Ross . - Advt . MARQUEES AND TENTS FOR HIRE . - Tents for all purposes Flower Shows , Sales , Gar- den Parties , Weddings , Camping Out ; and Tabling , Seating , Walling Canvas , Flags , Lamps , rew Cane Seat Chairs , eto.-A. E. , and R. DREW , Tent Contractor , Ross . Fa timates free . Ross WESLEYAN CHURCH . - The servioss at the above place of worship on Sunday last were call- ducted by the Rev. Vallance Cook , of Bristol , who preached two eloquent sermons to very good congregations . The collections throughout the day were in aid of the trust funds . " BURBERRY " CLIENTS in the district can place their orders with Messra . WarGHT and Son , Ross , who are " Burberry thorised agents for both ladies ' and gentle men's goods , and keep a full set of patterns of all their specialities - Weather - proof Gar- ments , Sporting Garmenta , Gamefenther Tweed , and other Suitings , etc. , thus getting expert advice and also saving the trouble of a personal visit to their showrooms . KYRLE PICTURE PALACE . - Attractive pic- tures are being exhibited at the Palace this week , and Morelli and Moore provide an amusing comedy turn . For next week , there is a special star engagement , Grice and Allen , comedy , artistes , who appeared with great success in the " Mother Goose " pan- tomime at Clapham , 1913-14 . The turn in- troduces singing , patter , dancing , and screaming burlesque boxing , etc. , and are exceptionally clever artistes . The pictures are also of a special character . Attention is called to the special matinee on July 29th , at 3 p.m. , when " Romeo and Juliet , " one of the finest films produced , will be shown . Special attractions are also being arranged for August . Ross ROWING CLUB . - On Saturday leat , the Ross Rowing Club sent a crew to compete in the Maiden Fours at Cardiff Regatta . The crew consisted of V. Ursell ( stroke ) , J. A. Capewell ( 3 ) , R. , Mapp ( 2 ) , and G. Hill ( bow ) They were drawn against a Cardiff crew , and after getting a threequarter length lead at the cominencement of the race , one of the slides gave out , and Ross , being unable to finish the Cardiffians had practically a walk over . In the mixed sculls , Miss O. Harris ( stroke ) , Mr. E. Smith ( bow ) , and Miss M. Harris ( cox ) , put up a good fight against another Cardiff crew , but in the end they lost the race by nearly a length . ECCLESIASTICAL.The Bishop of Hereford has instituted the Rev. Joshua Harrison , B.A. , to the vicarage of Stowe on the pre- entation of Mr. C. Coltman Rogers , Stanage Park ; the Rev. D'Arcy Strangeways Morton , M.A. te , the rectory of Dinedor , Hereford , on the presentation of Worcester College , Oxford ; the Rev. Frederick Tusting Mill vard , M.A. , to the rectory of Pontesbury on the presentation of Mr. H. Tatham WAS er ; and the Rev. Ernest Francis Tallente M.A. , to the rectory of Upper Winnington , resentation of Sir Francis Bart . His lordship had also licensed the Rev. Harry Percy Berkeley to the perpetual uracy of Welsh Newton , on the nomination f Mr. A. H. Bond , and the Rev. William Lowlands , M.A. , to the curacy of Leominster . on the Mr. Berkeley will hold Welsh Newton with he rectory of Llanrothal by dispensation rom the Archbishop of Canterbury . SOM RECUamona . - In our advertisement columns there will be found a long annoamosment of various excursions for the August holiday . The awal cheap tickets to all seaside resorts are also announced . PURE HOME - MADE BREAD delivered daily to all parts of the town . E. H. SOLES , 17 , Gloucester - road , Ross . - Advt . RUDHALL GARDENS - The Radhall Gardens will again be open from 3 to 5.30 p.m. on Bunday next , 28th Jaly . Children not admitted unless accompanied by their parents . Marriage of Miss Harris and Mr. Lynch . INTERESTING CEREMONY AT ROS8 . The marriage of Mr. Wilfred John Massey Lynch , son of Mr. T. Massey Lynch , J.P. of Beach Lawn , Waterloo , Liverpool , with Miss Gwendolin Harris , daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Harris , of Great Howle Farm , near Ross , which took place in the Ross Roman Catholic Church on Saturday , creat- ed great interest among the local residents . The interior of the Church , which had re- COMMUNICANTS DROLINE . - Accoring to pub- lished statistics , there were in the diocese of Hereford in 1912-19 1,785 less communi- cante in the Church of England than in the previous year . The number now is 80,718 . cently been renovated , was exquisitely decor- NATIONAL CONSERVATIVE LEAGUE ( ROSE LODGE ) .ated with white flowers by Miss Fanny Webb -Brakes will leave the Nag's Head Inn for of Bollitree Castle , for the ceremony , and Bryngwyn on Saturday next at 1.30 p.m. are the service was well attended . The service , and boa ticket , 1s . 6d . All members who intend which was carried out in accordance with the going must give in their names to the Hon . Heo . rites and ceremonies of the Catholic Church , by Thursday evening . was conducted by the Rev. Father Moore , assisted by the Right Rev. Monsignor Thomas George , Ph.D. , D.D. , Vice - Rector of the " Collegio Beda , " Rome , and the Rev. Arthur Sutherland , Aberdare . EDUCATIONAL SUCCESS . In the examination held by the Union of Educational Institutes at Birmingham in March , Miss Hilda Mar- garet Read , daughter of Mrs. M. A. Read , of Station - street , Ross , was placed in the first class in the elementary stage in laundry work , first class in the intermediate stage in cookery , with prizes in each case , and was also awarded a prize , value 5s . , for work dur- ing the session at the Station - road School Harborne , at the City of Birmingham Edu- cation Committee's evening classes . MOTHERS ' UNION . - A most enjoyable ont- ing held in connection with the Mothers ' Union attached to the Ross Rural Deanery , took place on Wednesday last , when some 187 members , from ten parishes in the dean- ery , journeyed by brakes to Brockhampton Court , through the kind invitation of Mrs. Arthur Foster . The festival service was conducted in Brockhampton Church by the Rev. C. L. Money - Kyrle , Vicar of Much Marcle . Tea was afterwards partaken of on the cricket field in the Court grounds the Brockhampton Band also being in attend ance . After tea , the visitors were allowed to stroll round the gardens and grounds , while a programme of sports was also thoroughly enjoyed . Before leaving the Court , the Rev. C. L. Money - Kyrle thank- The bride , who was given away by her father , was charmingly attired in a dress of white crêpe de chine , trimmed with Honi- ton lace and pearl trimmings . with white tulle hat trimmed with pink roses . She also carried a shower bouquet of white lilies . There were four bridesmaids , Miss Mary Harris , Miss Kathleen Meddins ( cousin of the bride ) , and two little girls , Miss Joy Harris ( sister to the bride ) , and Miss Mollie Bedell ( cousin ) . The two elder maids wore dresses of apricot colienne with coloured broche ribbon sashes and apricot tulle hats , with large Lotus flowers , while each carried bouquets of heliotrope and pink sweet peas to match the waist belts . The little girls were dressed in white Indian - lawn with pink rib- bons and caps to match , and carried bunches of pink and white roses . The bridegroom was attended by Mr. Tom Massey Lynch ( eldest brother ) as best man , which duties he most efficiently discharged . Mr. Balcombe presided at the organ and played the " Wedding March . " A reception was held at Great Howle Farm but to this only relatives and intimate friends of both families were invited . During the ed Mr. Foster , in the absence of Mrs. Foster , afternoon Mr. and Mrs. Lynch left for Lon- who was unable to be present through indis - don , where the honeymoon is being spent , position , for their kindness in inviting , the and on July 30th they sail for Australia . members of the Union to spend such a Many beautiful presents were received by pleasant afternoon and evening in such de- both the bride and bridegroom , a list of lightful surroundings . which is as follows . THE RED LIGHT . - At Littledean Petty Sessions , Philip Sidney Morgan , veterinary surgeon , of Ross , was summoned by P.C. Clark for neglecting to have a red light Father Cheque exhibited on his motor car on the 3rd July at Tom - Camera Mitcheldean . - Defendant did not appear.Joe Brushes in case The constable said it was 10.30 p.m. on the Steve - Razors night in question when defendant committed Uncle Suit case the offence . Defendant , who sent an apology , was fined 58. to include costs . BRIDEGROOM'S PRESENTS . Bride to Bridegroom - Gold dress stude DR . BARNARDO'S HOMES . - The forty - eighth annual report of Dr. Barnardo's Homes con- tains interesting descriptive accounts of many phases of the institution's beneficent work . The number of children admitted last year was 1,666 , and the number under the care of Bernie - Silver calendar Father and Mother of Bride - Cheque Mr. and Mrs. Coffee - Silver lamp Capt . and Mrs. Fry - Silver - mounted brushes Mr. and Mrs. Nolan - Silver entree dishes Mr. and Mrs. Walsh - Silver candlesticks Miss Chancellor - Attache case in case Mr. and Mrs. Ackerley - Attache case Mr. H. Kerr Wilson - Cheque Mr. and Mrs. Fairbairn Cheque Mrs. Yates and Miss Caddick - Travelling clock Mr. Andrew Nolan - Silver flask Madame Raphael Courey - Carriage rug 25 Guineas NOTE THE PRICE ! THE ROSS GAZETTE THURSDAY , JULY 23. 1014 . THE JUNIOR CALTHORPE MOTOR CYCLE . Two - h.p . Precision Engine , Two - speed Gear , Free Engine , Magneto Ignition , Amao Car- buretter , Pedley Belt , Luggage Carrier , Stand , Pannier Bags , Tools , Number Plates . This is the best Motor Oyolette on the market- better than any auxiliary motor attachment . Immediate delivery . Inspection invited . BUTCHER & CASSON 25 Guineas ( LIMITED ) , AUTOMOBILE ENGINEERS , TUITION ROSS . FREE . Athletlo Meeting at Upton Bishop . SUCCESSFUL GATHERING . The Farm Labourers ' Controversy . ROSS FARMERS INCREASE MEN'S master and men . WAGES . In Congregational Church . Hoarwithy Sports . EIGHTEENTH ANNUAL MEETING . For eighteen years the annual sports meet- ing arranged by a number of prominent gentlemen in the Hoarwithy district has Press Association Telegrams . " Boss Gazette " Office , Wednesday afternoon . 252ND ANNIVERSARY . Special services were held on Sunday last in conncetion with the 252nd anniversary of the founding of the above Church in Ross , when the Rev. F. J. Powicke , Ph.D. , of Hatherlow , Stockport , was the preacher , and proved to be one of the most popular gather- the Irish Conference at Buckingham Palace there were excellent congregations . Dr. HOME RULE CONFERENCE . There was again great interest taken in Powicke spoke at the morning worship from ings in South Herefordshire , and on Tues- the words " Blessed is he whosoever is not day last , this year's events proved equally to - day , and several hundred people watched offended in me " ( St. Matthew , 11 , terse 6 ) , as interesting as their predecessors . The the arrival of the Party Leaders . Mr. laying emphasis on the meaning given by sports were held in the meadow kindly Redmond was the first arrival , being Dr. Moffatt's version " whosoever is not re- pelled by me . At the evening worship the placed at the disposal of the committee by loudly cheered as he drove into the Palace preacher's text was " Jesus manifested forth Mr. Baker , Mrs. Baker also entertaining at 11.15 . Lord Lansdowne walked in Unfortunately , His glory " ( St. John , 2 , verse 11 ) . the polo players to téa . five minutes later , being followed by the On Tuesday a public tea was held in a there was not such a large attend- garden kindly lent by Mr. J. Cant , and in ance ; but this falling off was undoubtedly Speaker . Mr. Bonar Law , Sir Edward spite of the damp weather this was a very due to the lamented death of Mr. Gibson Carson , and Capt . Oraig drove in together , successful and enjoyable function . The pastor , Rev. W. A. Powicke , M.A. , presided Fry , who took such a keen and lively inter- and Mr. Dillon arrived in a taxi . Mr. over the commemorative meeting in the est in the meeting , and who made it a prac- Lloyd George came next , the latest arrival schoolroom which followed , when there was tice of inviting a large number of his per- being the Premier . again a good attendance . After the opening sonal friends to this function . The weather , devotion the Chairman repotted apologies from the Rev. J. W Kettle , Rev. J. Angus , too , which was stormy , may have affected Mr. E. W. Howell ( St. Weonards ) . and Mr. the attendance in some degree , nevertheless The Irish Conference adjourned at one J. L. Bennett ( Walford Court ) , and others , the company was by no means a small one . o'clook until to - morrow . Messrs . Redmond and proceeded to speak on the objects of the One short , but sharp shower , fell during the and Dillon , who left first , were loudly sports , but after this and in spite of thei meeting . As the Irish Mr. W. Husbands , a veteran member of the thunder which hovered around , the clouds cheered by the crowd . Church , spoke some cheering words in which lifted , and the remainder of the afternoon Leaders passed down Birdcage Walk he expressed gratitude to Almighty God for and evening was fine . The progamme con- the past , and encouraged them to look for - sisted of quite a variety of events , and the the soldiers of ward with confidence to the future . introduction of a polo match appeared to Wellington Barracks The sports , on the Irish Guards in were attracted The Rev. Dr Powicke began by congratu- give general satisfaction . lating Mr. Husbands on his 40 years service the whole , were well up to the standard of by the cheering crowd . They recognised as a deacon .. Mr. Husbands was the only previous years , but there was a slight falling the Irish Leaders , and enthusiastically man who remembered the Rev. W. Pinn , of off in the entries . During the afternoon , I Llangrove , from whose son ( the Rev. T. Pinn , the Brockhampton Band discoursed several cheered them , and waved their caps . The statement that the officials of the Liberal M.A. now of Stockport ) he ( the speaker ) selections of appropriate music . brought them a hearty greeting that day . As in former years , Mr. Clarl's Subscrip- In the old minute book of the Ross Church , tion Otter Hounds met at Hoarwithy Bridge Headquarters Organization are not to take Mr. Byrne , an early minister , had written during the morning of the sports , and on their holiday until after the General Elec- the words : " The Fathers , where are they ? " this occasion a fairly good field turned ont .. and it was remarked how little was known of the first 100 years of the church's history . Their meeting place was " some upper room now unknown . The date of the Kyrle - street chapel wab not known , and the whole history of the first hundred years was extremely vague . They did know , however , that the church had heen served by faithful men . The church life had been singularly peace- and they were as follows : -Judges , Mr. H. to 1d . dearer , able . Through all the years there never had Lickfold , Mr. J. Wyndham Smith ; Judges been any open dissension or quarrel , and of Baby Competition , Mlle . Trog and changed . Olerks of the Piggott ; there was evidence that the deacons had the LONDON CORN MARKET . A good drag was experienced up to Carey , tion is without foundation .. Island , and from there they proceeded along the river bank almost as far as Holme Lacy . Sport was not very good , and the field even- tually adjourned to the sports meadow to Wheat firm to 3d . dearer . Flour quiet . spend the remainder of the day . It was an excellent body of officials , under whose direction the sports were carried out , Barley steady and unchanged . Oats firm Maize steady and un- Misses The results of the sports were as follows : - 220 Yards Foot Race ( Handicap ) .- First Arrivals . British : Wheat , 990 ; barley , Wheat , WISE AND OTHERWISE . been men of exceptional sympathy , intelli- Course . Mr. A. Mailes , Mr. J. Smyth , S. Paine , Mr. A. Foreign : Mansell , Mr. 2,370 ; oats , 260 . gence , and loyalty . The speaker concluded Mr. by pointing out that the title " Presbyterian " L. Baker . Mr. J. W. Baker : Starter , 41,240 ; barley , 6,580 ; oats , 6,090 ; maize , as used of the Church in 1762 was of a Mr. J. W. Baker ; Secretary , Mr. T. P. general nature , and did not mean that the Williams ; Committee . Mr. A. Mailes . Mr. 1,220 ; beans , 580 ; peas , 970 qrs .; flour , church was not Congregational in govern- A. Mansell . Mr. T. Dance , Mr. S. Paine , 7,610 saoks . ment . It was noteworthy that there was no Mr. J. W. Baker , Mr. J. Smyth . record of any tendency on the part of the Ross Church to lapse into Socinianism and so become Unitarian as so many Presbyterian prize , 10s .: second , 5s .; third . 2s . 6d . First Churches in the north had done . Led by heat : 1 , R. Davies , 25 yds . : 2 , J. A. Price . strong and orthodox men , it had through all 15 vds .; 3 , F. H. Hanks , 20 yds : Second the Arian controversy kept true to the Savoy heat : 1 , W. R. Evans , 25 yds . : 2 , C. Price , Confession , and to - day the Congregational 15 yds . 3 , E. Greenway , scratch . Final : 1 , faith , in spite of new forms of expression , R. Davies ; 2. F. H. Hanks ; 3 , J. A. Price . did not differ essentially from the old . Their This was a fine race with an exceptionally conceptions had spread into other com- close finish . the first three men only being munions , and were growing on every side . separated by about two yards . Donkey and Cart Race ( once round the hope of the English Church lay along the line course ) . First prize . 108 .; second owed A recent Bampton lecturer had said that the of the belief that the Church consists of the assistance , stick , whip , or probe allowed . 1 , people under the control of Christ alone ; and Roy Hall . Peterstow ; 2 , W. H. Farmer , " The Ideal Church is found vitally energetic and won by half a length . No The weather on Saturday was delightful . for the annual fete and sports arranged by During the past week the controversy be- an energetic committee at Upton Bishop . tween the farmers and their farm hands has In former years the Shepherds Club have brought about fresh developments . held sports in connection with their annual many parts of the Ross district an amicable club walk , but this year the members of arrangement has been arrived at between the homes on December 31st last was 7,698 . The Maids at Beech Lawn - Silver tea spoons that club having decided not to have any where the Workers ' Union has made great In the Sellack district , The average number in residence throughout and butter dish sports , it was thought that it would be a 8,040 , and the average number admitted great pity to let it die out , so a few gentle headway among the labourers , we under- every working week during the year men in the district formed a strong commit - stand that such prominent farmers as Mr. Was 20. The number emigrated to tee and arranged to have a fete and athletic A. E. Rudge , of Baysham ; Mr. E. Hone , of a prominent Catholic had stated recently that " Pretty Polly . " A very amusing event , Canada and the colonies in 1919 was 831 . meeting , and over 100 entries were received . Baysham Court ; Mr. R. J. Colcombe , The From 1866 to the end of last year 78,971 For the first time in the recollection of the Glebe Farm ; Mr. Scudamore , of Upper boys and girls have entered the homes . a class for ponies ( to be ridden ) , also musical have all given their men an increase in their and parish there was included in the programme Moraston ; and Miss Symonds , of Pengethley , chairs on horseback and on bicycles , these wages . In most cases we are given to under- innovations being much enjoyed by the com- stand that it is a rise of 2s . per week . While in conversation with Mr. B. J. Col- pany present . There was a good crowd of spectators , and combe on Tuesday , our representative was the different events were well contested and informed that Mr. Colcombe had decided to exciting . The meeting was well managed , give his regular men £ 1 per week without and the officials are to be congratulated for extras , and that so far as overtime was con- the efficient manner they individually per - cerned he would be prepared to meet the After discussing the matter with the formed their respective duties . Those who men had control of the meeting were : Judges : men , the latter , said Mr. Colcombe , agreed Capt . R. W. Allen and Capt . T. R. Symons . to accept his terms , and on Friday night he Judges of School Children : Mrs. Lickfold and paid the men at the rate of 1 per week . Mrs. Douglas Lane . Clerks of the Coure : After the men had received their money two of them - the waggoner and general stockman Mr. C. Weaver , Mr. A. Webb , Mr. H. Hil - turned to Mr. Colcombe and said : " Now , lier , Mr. A. E. Morgan , Mr. W. J. Teague , British Ecological Soalety . The above soicety held its first annual Summer Meetings at Ross from July 17th to 20th . A number of the members attended and also some of the local residents . Among the former were the President , Mr. A. G. Tansley ; the Treasurer , Mr. Watt ; the Secretary , Dr. Cavers ; and some of the mem- bers of the Council . The proceedings began with addresses in the Lower Schoolroom on Friday evening , Mr. H. Southall welcoming the visitors with Mrs. Bush and Mr. Gray Bush - Knives forks , and silver spoons and forks Mr. Patrick McEvoy Pipes in case Mr. Walter Coker - Silver tea spoons Sisters of Nazareth , Crosby - Prayer Book Mrs. Bennett - Mrs . Beeton's cookery book Miss Bennett - Novels Mr. and Mrs. B. Webb - Silk cushion Mr. and Mrs. Jones Silver marmalade jar Mr. A. Nunnerley Silver butter knife Mrs. Ethel Jones - Pen - painted cushion Mr. and Mrs. Philip Harris and family- Silver tea caddy Mr. and Mrs. H. Hone - Afternoon tea knives Mr. and Mrs. Mew - Travelling clock Second thoughts are generally better than second sight . Some men fall flat when they try to rise to the occasion . Trouble is never particular about hitting below the belt . Few men get far enough up the ladder of fame to make them dizzy . Advice is always as cheap as dirt , and usually about as valuable . The man who can wait till the clouds roll by has plenty of time to spare . Some men are always going to make hay A good many people think they have prin- while the sun shines - to - morrow ! oiples when they merely possess habits . was the reply , " second fiddle at home ! " " Do you play any instrument ? " " Yes , " One - third of what we eat enables us to live . The other two - thirds enables the doctor to live . A woman's clothes should express her per- in the . smallest fraction of the whole Christ- Best pony under 18.2 ( to be ridden ) .- The inn Society . The local Church is not merely hona - fide property of residente for at least a part of the Universal Church ; it does not three months previous to July 21st , who re- merely , represent the whole , it is a true sided within three miles of Hoarwithy First prize , £ 1 ; second . 15s .; microcosm . All that is in the whole church Church . is there . " That was the Congregational posi- . S. Paine , the Woodlands ; 2 and 3 , third . 58 .; fourth , saved entrance fee . 1 , tion exactly . Their distinctive principle was the spirituality of the church and the possi- Mr. C. Paine , Pennypit . High Jump ( open ) -First prize , 10s .; bility of once a church - apart from priest and sacrament - their appeal was not an attractive second . 5s .: third , 2s . 6d , 1 , E. Greenway ; one to many just because it was spiritual , 2. Walter Davis , Rosa ; 3 , H. Burnes . Green- but its very sternness ought to be an attrac way cleared 5ft . 2ins . with ease , and as this tion to strong men and women . They had was the highest he could go on the poles , it everything to gain by putting forth the full was impossible to see what height he could Best cob over 13.2 , but not exceeding 15 Congregational claim and glorying in their actually clear . Davies cleared 5ft . lin . high churchmanship ( applause ) . Votes of thanks were heartily accorded to hands ( open ) .- To be ridden . The bona - fide at you the Indies and others who had helped to make property of farmers or tradesmen for at smiling . least three months previous to July 21st . Many a girl thinks a fellow is a man after sonality rather than her husband's pocket - book . money . her own heart when he is really after her It is always a jar to find a woman laughing when you thought she was merely . There are men who will never hear more an opening speech , after which the President Mr. and Mrs. H. Pike and Mr. C. Bussell and Mr. R. A. Baldwin . Starter : Mr sir , we have to hand you these , " and there the celebrations successful , and the meeting First prize , silver cup presented by Mr. S. than two sounds - the dinner - bell and the last following subjects : -The Wye Gorge at Dr. and Mrs. Griffiths - Silver nut dish and Clement Hall : Secretary : Mr. W. A. Small upon the two men handed in their notices . concluded with the Benediction pronounced H. Deakin , and £ 1 ; second , 15s .; third , 58 .; trumpet . took the chair . The addresses were on the Symonds Yat , by Miss E. Armitage , with a series of choice photographs by Miss Lavie ; some aspects of Mediterranean Vegetation , by Mr. Tansley , illustrated by a large num- ber of striking photographs of Provence Bcenery , and forests ; the Ecological Gardens Darbishire , with slides showing the miniature plantations in imitation of various natural features . On Saturday the members spent the day exploring localities of interest in the Doward Woods , and after tea at the Royal Hotel , Symonds ' Yat , they ascended the Yat Rock . Silver tea spoons crackers Mr. and Mrs. Littlewood and family- Antique silver Norwegian mug and spoon Mr. and Mrs. Hillyard Silver muffin dish Mr. and Mrs. G. S. Price Silver bread tray Misses Bellamy - Silk cushion " What is my position under those circum- by the Rev. Dr. Powicke . " I don't stances ? " said Mr. Colcombe . think the men really understood the posi- tion at all . They are very decent workmen , and I have nothing whatever to say against them . But when I pay them on Friday next man . Treasurer : Mr. O. Hitchings . Com- mittee : Capt . Allen , Mr. J. Murdoch , Mr. A. Webb , Mr. T. A. Powell , Capt . A. W. W. Pope , Mr. J. Lewis , Mr. H. Lickfold , and Mr. H. Stafford . In addition to the sports , great amusement I shall want to know whether I am to take was also derived from Mr. Cliff Hill's round - their notices seriously or not . I don't want CORRESPONDENCE . TALBOT'S WELL . TO THE EDITOR OF THE Ross Gazette . Sir , The question of keeping the water in 1 , Mr. Fred . fourth , saved entrance fee . Preece , Wine Vaults , Ross ; 2 , Mr. A. W. Bellamy , Penalt , Fawley ; 3. Mr. W. B. Townsend , Castle Vaults , Ross , " Emlyn Model " 4 , Mr. J. W. Robinson , High Town , Peterstow , " Oak Apple . " This was a very good class . For the Finest and Best - looking Baby- There are two kinds of talkers - those who do not stop to think , and those who do not think to stop . " She has B splendid ear for music . " " Has she ? Well , it's too bad she can't play with her ear . " The man who fails always complains that made with her . of the University of Bristol , by Dr. O. V. Mr. and Mrs. Jones and family - Travelling abouts , shooting galleries , and side showe , to get other men if I can help it . Of course , Talbot's Well pure is one of deep interest to Open to residents within three miles of opportunity didn't keep the appointment he and on the whole the meeting proved to be a said Mr. Colcomb , " I do not include my Those who are dependent upon it for their Hoarwithy Church . Baby not to be 10 clock Mr. Steve Massey Lynch - Silver - topped scent bottle Mr. R. Hughes Leather writing case Miss J. Taylor - Tray cloth Uncle Herbert - Cheque Misses Taylor - Silver sauce boat Mr. Tom Massey Lynch - Silver Chain purse Father Moore Gold cross and chain Mother Superior and Sisters of Nazareth Proyer Book , handkerchief in sachet , and Miss K. Meddins - Silver candlestick Mrs. Meddins - Cheque necklet On Saturday evening further addresses were given in the Lower Schoolroom , the first being on the vegetation of Madeira , by Miss E. Armitage , with attractive lantern slides from photographs , by Miss Crosse ; the Sand - dunes of Braunton , North Devon , with special reference to their cryptogamic vege tation , by Mr. Watson , with numerous Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Bedell -Silver salta photographs ; Miss Delf gave a humorous , Mrs. Howard and Mr. Athol Howard Silver though somewhat technical discourse on muffineers various textbook errors in defining the mean- Mr. and Mrs. S. Morgan - Pair silver vases ing of Xerophily , or the adaptation of Father Sutherland Statue of the Madonna plants to dry conditions . On Monday an Miss L. Gwatkin - Scent bottle excursion was taken by train to Holme Mr. and Mrs. A. Probert - Royal Worcester Lacey , and thence on foot to Backbury Vase Mr. L. D. Williams Silver jam dish Camp , whence a grand view was obtained , Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Probert - Fish knives and after the Inucheon interval Mr. Morris and forks discoursed on Ecology in School work , which gave rise to a good deal of discussion . The party dispersed by the afternoon trains . WYE ARCHERY CLUB . The fourth prize meeting was held on the Ross Orioket Field on Monday , July 20th , when 15 archers assembled . The prize for highest score was won by Mrs. Appleyard , and the boat gold by Mrs. Wadworth , the soores being : - Mrs. Wadworth Hits . Sobre , Gold . 69 322 7 Mrs. Appleyard ...... 59 265 4 Mrs. Shortland ( v ) + Mrs . Elton Lee Miss Swayne Miss O. Wilton 51 223 5 50 208 2 . 45 201 4 52 196 2 Mr. and Mrs. McFarlane and family- Damask tablecloth and serviettes Mr. and Mrs. Drummond - Fish knives and forks Father Sutherland - Silver photo frame Mr. Jack Williams - Silver ink pot Mr. Gould Lindsay - Pipe . Brothers of Bride - Cigarette holders PRESENTS TO BRIDE . Bridegroom to Bride Innovation trunk Father of Bridegroom - Ivory and silver fitted dressing case Father and Mother - Household linen and Cheque p Brothers Silver wristlet watch Joy Silver vase Uncle Bill Cheque Rev. Kentish Bache - Silver sugar tongs Miss Johnson D'oyleys Uncle Ted Cheque Mrs. G. Trafford . 36 162 4 Mrs. Lloyd ... Miss Marfell Teacloth 30 123 Mrs. Bagnall Oakeley .. 34 118 Mrs. Best ... 29 107 Mrs. Bwabey 29 103 25 89 19 79 50 233 5 Miss Howart ... Mrs. Potts ... Mr. J. Les ( v ) + Loses 35 per cent . LOCAL TRAIN SERVICE . Trains leave Ross for Hereford 8.8 and 10.28 a.m. , and 1.29 , 2.52 , 4.24 , 6.57 , and 9.54 p.m. Mr. and Mrs. Selwyn Jones Pair silver vases Mrs. Burd Brass tray cover Mr. and Mrs. Greenbons and family - Silver tea spoons and sugar tongs Mr. and Mrs. Bowen and family - Brass candle lamp Mr. and Mrs. Bickerton - Silver cake knife Miss Muriel Jones Silver vases Mr. and Mrs. Hone Silver serviette rings Mr. and Mrs. Taylor - Four silver . table spoons , George II . period . Mr. and Mrs. Pugh - Afternoon tea cloth Mrs. Windridge and family - Five tea cloths Mr. Joe Massey , Lynch - Bible 2 , Mr. W. J. Robinson's ( Peterstow ) " Oak Apple ; " 8 , Mr. Jack Powell's ( Upton Bishop ) " Doll . " Seven entered . Quarter - Mile Flat Race ( local ) .- First prize , 10s .; second , 58 .; third , 2s . 6d . 1 , W. Davies , 40 yds .; 2 , W. Hall , 8 yds .; § , J. Hardwick , 45 yds . traction men in these conditions . " and this they willingly accepted . Yet , after subject to be discussed in your journal . It withy ; 3 , John Clark , Hoarwithy . babies were entered . the Eight When a man in a " bus never looks at the pretty girls it is a sign that the woman sitting Caddie ( after watching several misses ) : " It wouldn't cost ' im much even if ' e was playin ' wiv noo laid eggs . " Father : " I got a number of sealed pro- most successful one . First 10s .; " Waiter , this knife is blunt and the steak is The results of the various events were as follows : - " I previously paid these men 158 , per drinking water supply , and thanks are due to than twelve months old . on the steak , sir ? " 100 Yards Foot Race ( for girls under 14 ) . week with cottage and extras . Now I have Colonel Dalzell for having brought the matter second , 58 .; third , 2s . 6d . 1. Percival Vale , like leather . " " Ow'd it do to strop the knife offered them £ 1 per week with no extras , forward and to you , sir , for allowing the Hoarwithy ; 2 , Doris May Meredith , Hoar- First prize , 38. ed .; second , 1s . 6d .; third , 16. 1 , Amy Maddocks ; 2 , M. Hitchings ; 3 , they had their first £ 1 , two of them turn was not proved at the inquest that the poor V. Woodman . next him , is his wife . Quarter - Mile Foot Race ( Handicap , open ) . child died from drinking contaminated water , 10. second , be , i third , 2. 6d . First heat : has been with us for over eighteen years , the fact remains that when the inquest , was 6d . 1. Jim Jones , 25 yds .; 2 , W. J. Pock 220 Yards . Flat Race ( open ) .- First prize , round and give me notice . One of the men neither was it proved that she did not ; but First prize , 10s .; second , 58 .; third , 2s . 1 , J. Lloyd , 85 yds .; 2 , F. Powell , 80 yds .; and the other for several years . ' held in March ( four children being then nell , 40 yds .; 3. H. Burnes , scratch . This 8 , W. Hall , 10 yds . Second heat : 1 , W. dangerously ill and the cause could not be was a good race , and won practically on the Davies , 30 yds .; 2 , E. Hall , 30 yds .; 3 , A. A considerable secession of farm labourers ascertained ) the water in Talbot's Well was tape , a yard separating second and third . For the Neatest and Best - looking Girl at- poeals at my office to - day . " Daughter : " Oh , Woodman , 30 yds . Final : 1 , J. Lloyd , Ross ; from the Workers ' Bnion has occurred at examined and found to be polluted . The tending the schools of Hentland , King's pa , were any of them for me ? " Weston Colville , Cambridgeshire , aye The well was then cleaned out and the water tale , Little Dewhurch , or Ballingham . The only time I ever heard her she " Does she sing for money ? " " I don't 2 , W. Davies : 3 , W. Powell . 120 Yards Flat Race for Boy Scouts ( open ) . Times . A body of men who had handed in again examined , and found to be pure , but First prize . 7s . d .; second , 5s .; third , 28 . -First prize , 5s .; second , 2s . 6d . third , 1s . notices asked that they might withdraw nothing so far has been done to prevent the 6d . 1 , Nellie Parsons , Little Dewchurch ; 2 , seemed to be singing for spite . " 1 , R. Ibell ; 2 , W. Hitchings ; 8 , R. Webb . them . The employers consented on condition well from again being polluted . " Is he a friend of yours ? " " I don't know . We have Nora Stinton . Hoarwithy ; 3 , Gwendoline Best Pony , not exceeding 14 hands ( to be that the men left the union . This they did in this spring a bountiful supply of pure Bailey , Little Dewchurch . About fifteen chil- I've never tried to borrow money from him or Baked him to get a relative a job . " third , 6e . 1 , Mr. F. Preece's Rodill ; vest onday and accepted work for the har - water , a supply which has never failed en - dren entered . 58. ( Ross ) " Billy tirely even in the hottest summer , and which Pole and Pillow Contest ( open ) .- First " From your references I see you've had supplies half the village . It seems strange prize . 10s .: second , 58. 1 , T. P. Williams ; four places in the last month . " " Yes'm ; that our Parish Council do not value it as 2 , W. Malaom . This event caused great that shows how much in demand I am ! " ARMY MANOEUVRES . Ma it deserves , and see that it is kept pure . amusement , but Mr. Williams was an easy Half the trouble in life is caused by the Perhaps the reason of it is that only one winner . fact that a man will marry a living picture member of it uses the water . High Jump for Horses of any Height and then kick about the cost of the frame . The spring , I am told , rises in the corner ( open ) . First prize , £ 1 ; second , 10s .; third , of the well , and it should not be a difficult 58. 1 , Mr. Fred . Preece , Wine Vaults , Ross ; little constitutional . " My husband goes out every evening for a " No : Does yours ? " or expensive matter to let it flow through a 2 , Mr. W. B. Townsend , Castle Vaults , pipe under which the buckets could be placed Ross , Anoram " 8 , Mr. C. W Williams , instead of allowing it to fill the well and the Skenfrith , " Polo . " The arrangements for the autumn manoeu- buckets be dipped into it . As it is now , the 100 Yards Foot Race ( Handicap , open ) .- vres of the troops at home in September are well can never be free from suspicion , as it First prize . £ 1 ; second . 7s . 6d . third , 28 . now quite complete , and General Sir Charles lies close to the roadside , which there is made 6d . First heat : 1 , F. H. Hanks , 10 yds . Douglas has had an audience of the King in a sort of playground by the children , and a 2 , R. H. Gibbons , 12 yds .: 8 , Jim Jones , 8 order to lay these before him for approval . The King and Queen , as already known , ish Council in allowing it to remain as it is . very grave responsibility rests with our Par- yds . Second heat : 1 , C. Price , 10 yds .; 2 , Walter Davis , 6. yds . 8. H. Burnes , scratch . Egg and Spoon Race for Women . - First Earl and Countess Beauchamp at Madresfield he contaminated are the children , because Walter Davies , Ross . A most exciting finish " Why were you discharged from your last prize , 58 ; second , 2s . 6d . ; third , 1a . 1 , Mrs. Court , but it is not yet known whether the they naturally drink cold water . Older pen -- all the runners finishing close together , place ! " " For good behaviour . " Prince of Wales will attend , though there are nle take possibly more tea and consequently not a yard esparating the first three . " They took three Green ; 2 , Mrs. Pember ; 3 , Miss Lane . you mean by that ? " drink it boiled . For the sake of the children One Mile Flat Race ( open ) .- First prize , reasons to believe he will . Single Punt Race ( Handicap ) .- First prize , months off my sentence . " The operations will begin on Tuesday , Sep- no stone , in my opinion , should be left un- 156 .; second , 5s . 1 , Frank Bailey , Balling- 20s .; second , 10s .; third , бe . 1 , W. Hall , Two men were cycling past a prison wall . scratch ; 2 , J. Adams , 60 yds .; 3 , W. Powles , tember 22nd , and extend over the remainder turned to get the water protected as soon as ham ; 2 , Tom Smith , Hoarwithy . Won easily . " I wonder where you would be if the prison 85 yds . of that week . About 80,000 troops will be possible . Appeals to the Rural District Threadneedle Races for Women . First had its due ? " remarked " Riding Neatest and Best - looking School Girl engaged , having their headquarters respec Council seem useless , and the Parish Council . prize , 58 .; second , 2s . 6d . ; third , 1s . Under alone , " replied the other . First prize , 7. 6d .; second , 5s .; third , 28. tively at Worcester and Hereford . The rival infected with the same apathy , decline to do 20 years . 1. Lizzie Amies ; 2. Nora Romney ; " My goodness , Pat , " protested Mr. Skida , 6d . 1 , Miss E. Hitchings ; 2 , Miss E. Peer ; general will be Sir Douglas Haig and Sir J. anything , though it might naturally be sup- 3 , Dorothy Whiting . Over 20 years of age : " the man was guilty ! Why didn't you convict 3 , Miss M. Hitchinge 8. Grierson , who are in command at Alder- posed that a bountiful , natural , and pure 1 , Miss M. C. Lock ; 2 , Miss Dew and Miss him ? " " Begorra , replied Pat , " hanging Musical Chairs on Bicycles ( open ) .- First shot and Colchester respectively . It is underwater supply was valuable and worth pro- M. Lloyd . prize , 10s .; second , 58 .; third , 2s . 6d . This stood that Field Marshal Sir John French tecting . 1 , T. A. has largely been responsible for the general scheme of the manoeuvres , and that he will One Mile Flat Race ( local ) . First prize , act as umpire - in - chief . 156 .; second , 7s . 6d . third , 8s . 6d . L. Musical Chairs on Horseback ( open ) . prize , 10s .; second , 58 .; third , 2s . 6d . 1 , J. Bennett ; 2 , A. Preece ; 8 , R. Sharp , Ross . 120 Yards Flat Race ( open ) .- First prize , 10s .; second , 5s .; third , 2s . 6d . First heat : 1 , L. Taylor , 18 yds .; 2 , A. Woodman , 18 yda . 3 , J. Hardwick , 12 yds . Second heat ; 1 , W. Hall , 10 yds ; 2 , J. Lloyd , 12 yds .; 8 , L. Taylor 8 , W. Hall . COMPLETION OF ARRANGEMENTS . HEADQUARTERS AT HEREFORD AND WORCESTER . my husband always keeps it in the house . " two reasons " If you insist upon knowing , there are why I cannot marry you . " " Yourself and another " And they are ? man . " Mr. Softly : " Here's somebody proposes to kill all idiots in their childhood . " Miss Pert : " Dreadful idea . There are not enough men F. Powell , 10 yds . Final : 1 , J. Lloyd ; will attend the operations , staying with the The chief sufferers in a case where water Final : 1 , R. Davies ; 2 , F. H. Hanks ; 3 , to go around as it is . " caused considerable amusement . Lewis ; 2 , 8. P. Taylor , 8 , R. Ibell . George , 30 yds . ; 2 , T. A. Lewis , scratch ; 8 , L. Taylor , 50 yds . At the conclusion of the races , the prize money , amounting to nearly £ 12 , was very kindly distributed by Miss Lane , of Fel- hampton , who congratulated every competi- tor who was lucky enough to gain a prize . enlarge upon this year's programme . PRACTICAL PRESCRIPTION GAINST STOMACH ACIDITY . I am , sir , vours truly . ELLA S. INGLIS . Linton . July 21st , King Victor's Cousin . The Duke of Aosts , whose health is causing serious anxiety , is not , as has sometimes been BY A SPECIALIST . supposed , a brother of King Victor , who is the Nine - tenths of all cases of stomach only child of the late King Humbert . The one . What do would have been too good for him . " " Do you play golf ! " he asked of the Musical Chairs on Horseback ( open ) .- First prize , 10s .; second , бs .: third , 2s . 6d . 1 , F. Preece , Ross ; 2. H. Wigmore , Good- simple but gushing maiden . " Dear me , no , " rich ; 8 , E. Wigmore , Goodrich . This was one she bashfully replied ; " I don't believe I of the most laughable events of the day , with should even know how to hold the caddie . " a most exciting finish . Employer : " Want more pay ? Why , I only Polo Match . This was a fresh innovation hired you last week ! " Office Boy : Yes , but which took it costs me more to live now ! I used to let at this gathering , and the tear the field were chosen by Mr. E. Wigmore my mother cut my hair ' fore I got this job . " and Mr. Harry Wigmore . The sides were : " Your wife is always at work , and you Mr. E. Wigmore , Mr. F. Preece , Mr. B. seem to be always idle . Do you do nothing " Yas , miss , I sometimes Mr. H. Wigmore , Mr. R. Thompson , Mr. J. visitor . Trains leave Ross for Gloucester 6.44 , 8.30 Mr. and Mrs. Philip King - Silver cheese and Next year strenuous efforts will be made to trouble nowadays , " says a leading special Duke of Aosta is his Majesty's cousin , and Prewett , and Mr. G. H. Porter , opposed to to support your home ? " asked the district and 10.27 a.m. , and 1.32 , 2.29 , 4.45 , 6.58 , and 9.19 p.m. Trains leave Ross for Monmouth 6:55 , 8.18 , and 10.38 a.m. , and 2.57 , 5.0 , and 7.5 p.m. By Rail Motor . The other trains ( by rail motor ) are : Mon- mouth to Ross 7.30 a.m .. Gloucester to Ross 10.50 a.m. , Ross to Lydbrook Junction 12 пооп . Lydbrook Junction to Ross 12.25 p.m. , Ross t Monmouth and Chepstow 1.85 HUNTING APPOINTMENTS biscuit tray Miss Leith Silk sunshade Mrs. Harry Eldred - Silver fruit knife Mr. and Mrs. Duncan and family - Hand- worked linen bedspread Mr. Jack Jones - Pickle jar Miss Jot Probert Silver sugar tongs . leans " No o , ist , " are caused by too much acid . In the was heir to the throne until the birth of the Hodges , and Mr. T. Davies . Mr. Will Wig- agin it . " of the King . beginning the stomach itself is not diseased , little son The Duchess of more kindly acted as referee . The grass was Manager ( catching his secretary kissing his but if this acid condition is allowed to Aosta , as most people know is one of the too long for the players to make much head- daughter ) : " Now , now , young man . I don't continue the acid is very likely to eat into daughters of the late Comte de Paris , and was way or to get much play on the ball , but TEMPERATURE AND RAINFALL . sir , and I don't propose to charge anything the stomach walls and produce stomach married at Kingston some years ago . She is after some very interesting games , Mr. Er- Pay you for that kind of work . " She and the nest Wigmore's side won by four goals to extra for , it . " [ TAKEN AT CHASEDALE , ROBS . ] ulcer or cancer , either of which may render now the mother of two boys . two . The captain of the winners scored all a radical surgical operation necessary , even Duke are both devoted to sport , New Office Boy : " A lady called with s four goals for his side , while for the losers , horsewhip a few minutes ago . " New Editor : Temperature Bright Rainfall to prolong life . Therefore an acid Mr. H. Wigmore and Mr. J. Hodges were With horsewhip ? What did you say to 24 hrs . stomach is really a dangerous condition , Art - lovers are flocking to see " La Schie the scorers . and should be treated seriously . It is utterly vont the Burlington Fine Arts Club . shine to 9 s.m. tablets . The excess acid must be neutral- PHOTO FRAMES . - For the largest selection of new patterns call at the " Gazette " Office . Advt . Date . in soreen . Min . FOR EXOLLENCE AND LIGHTNESS THE ROM- July 15 CLAY'S SUBSCRIPTION OTTER HOUNDS FORD NOURISHING STOUT is unequalled . It is equally digested , and is in all ways by Friday , July 24th .. Old Forge - on - Wye .. 10.0 far the most suitable for invalids , and its Monday , July 27th ...... Dinas Powis .. 11.0 Tuesday , July 28th .. Ewenny Bridge 10.30 low price brings it within the reach of all . Wednesday , July 29th .... Cowbridge :: 11.30 Pints , 2s . 6d . per dozen . — W . J. Sadler and A minimum cap of 2s . will be taken from all Sox , Broad - street , are the agents for Ross . non - subsoribers , -Advt . 19 In the evening , at the conclusion of the her ! " Boy : " I told her I was sorry you First Guest : " There are four wine - glasses a word about wine ! " Second Guest : " All in useless to take pepsin and ordinary stomach Tradition attributed the work of art to sports , dancing was freely indulged in to the weren't in , sir . " 0.10 ised by the administration of an efficient an- Titian , when a number of experts doubted its strains of the Brockhampton Band , while acid . For this purpose physicians nearly One aid it was genuine other pleasures and amusements were obtain hours . 8-2 0-05 2-8 nil authenticity . ed from Mr. C , Hill's roundabouts , shoot- 0.05 always recommend taking half teaspoonful Giorgione , and another that it we com- 0-82 of bisurated magnesia in a little water after menced by Giorgione , who died before it was ing galleries , cockernut shies , and various each meal . Larger quantities may be used completed , and that Titian put on the finish other side shows . Now the wheel has come full if necessary , as it is absolutely harmless . in touches 0.04 The above reading are given by Kew - tested thermometar approved by the Royal Meteor ological Booisly . at each plate , but the menu doesn't mention right , boy ; that's the menu you take home to your wife ! " Tommy : " Uncle , do you know the differ ence between an apple and an elephant ! " But be sure to get the biurated magnesia , circle , and 1 hear that the experta are practi HIGH - CLASS NOTE PAPERS at lowest prices . Unele ( benignly ) : " No , my lad , I don't . " an other forms of magnesia have not the same cally unanimous in their verdict that the action in the stomach as the bisurated , and Cyprian Queen in the Venetian red drow wes Largest and choicest stock in the district tout to buy apples , w a smart chap to send frequently do more harm than good . " painted by the masterly hand of Titian select from at the " Gazette " Office . Advt . te bar wouldn't you ? " |